Sad day

[vetran]

It had some nuts to chew.

was too cold

[_V_]

You sold all your AMD shares the day before...

https://www.streetinsider.com/Corpor...html?classic=1

AMD (NASDAQ: AMD) today announced that its Board of Directors approved a new share repurchase program. Under this program, the company intends to repurchase up to $4 billion of outstanding AMD common stock. AMD expects to fund repurchases through cash generated from operations which have been strengthened by the company’s strong operational results.

[Paddy]

Mail order Thai bride is pre-op

[jamesbrown]

maybe his date cancelled at the last minute

It had some nuts to chew.

[Andy2]

maybe his date cancelled at the last minute

[GJABS]

You've pranged that 5 millilitre Merc?

The Matchbox version?

[NotAllThere]

Three seaside resorts he's probably never heard of...

I gather he knows where Salisbury is though.

[Mordac]

You've pranged that 5 litre Merc?

When will you ever learn? - We always drive on the left in the UK!

Won't be long before they won't let him drive a go-kart. Three seaside resorts he's probably never heard of have banned him from the dodgems

[OwlHoot]

You've pranged that 5 litre Merc?

When will you ever learn? - We always drive on the left in the UK!

[NotAllThere]

No, it's Monday.

[ladymuck]

Did you get your leave to remain approved? Sad times indeed

[AtW]