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vetran replied

26 January 2021, 16:47
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Is there a sex version of the Olympics? Who can do the most....

knew it was somewhere
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xoggoth replied

26 January 2021, 16:00
Is there a sex version of the Olympics? Who can do the most....
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ladymuck replied

25 January 2021, 18:24
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Tastes are weird. Wonder if anyone has gone to hospital with their head stuck in their bum?

I suppose one could be practising a circus routine that requires much flexibility and, not having warmed up properly, have a muscle spasm / pull a muscle that could result in one's head being stuck very close to one's bum. Up it? I doubt it.
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xoggoth replied

25 January 2021, 18:21
Tastes are weird. Wonder if anyone has gone to hospital with their head stuck in their bum?
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vetran replied

25 January 2021, 17:39
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Some of those are absolutely unbelievable - I mean for example, how can someone get a marble of all things stuck in their penis?!

You need to watch more German porn? (told theirs is a bit out there).
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OwlHoot replied

25 January 2021, 16:58
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector

Some of those are absolutely unbelievable - I mean for example, how can someone get a marble of all things stuck in their penis?!
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xoggoth replied

25 January 2021, 12:42
Hmmm. I was drunk over xmas and I can't find my glasses for love nor money. Looks like a trip to the docs for me then.

I'm always losing things, lost a glove and glasses in the last week. Bit difficult to go to doctor at the moment, maybe send my hamster up there for a look.

PS Think I mentioned before, one of first cases my sister had to deal with when she started nursing was a bloke with a can of Harpic stuck up the bum.

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LondonManc replied

25 January 2021, 11:35
AtW got his head stuck up his own. HTHBIDI
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northernladuk replied

25 January 2021, 10:20
“WAS INTOXICATED & IS UNCERTAIN IF SHE USED HER ANAL BEADS OR NOT, CANT FIND THEM @ HOME […] NONE FOUND IN ER EXAM”

Hmmm. I was drunk over xmas and I can't find my glasses for love nor money. Looks like a trip to the docs for me then.

“3 WEEKS AGO HE WAS DRUNK AND PUT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS RECTUM.”

He quite literally had a light bulb moment then.

“PLAYING WITH PHONE AND FELL ASLEEP WHEN HE WOKE UP HIS STYLUS WAS IN HIS URETHRA. INJURY OCCURRED 4 DAYS AGO AND DIDN’T SEEK TREATMENT”

Do you think some of these people are a bit liberal with the truth?

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2020 - The Orifice Collection

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
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