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Previously on "John Dillermand is NSFW"

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Quite funny for you NLUK to be fair....
    An open goal - easy enough.

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  • psychocandy
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Not quite. This is a story about the man with the worlds longest manhood, not Wales's biggest prick.
    Quite funny for you NLUK to be fair....

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Who do we know who lives in Denmark...?
    Hmm... I suppose it could come in handy if you ever needed to drive two cars at the same time.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    True story based on my life....
    I think you'll find it's HAS the world's biggest penis, not IS.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Who do we know whose cock lives in Denmark...?
    FTFY

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    True story based on my life....
    Not quite. This is a story about the man with the worlds longest manhood, not Wales's biggest prick.
    Last edited by northernladuk; 7 January 2021, 14:24.

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  • Zigenare
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    Who do we know who lives in Denmark...?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    True story based on my life....
    One of your dreams you mean.

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  • psychocandy
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    True story based on my life....

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  • vetran
    started a topic John Dillermand is NSFW

    John Dillermand is NSFW

    New Danish children's TV show features a man with the 'world's longest penis' | Daily Mail Online

    The man with the magic penis: Denmark's national broadcaster launches CHILDREN's cartoon about a man with the 'world's longest manhood' who uses it to steal ice-cream, fly like a helicopter and light a BBQ

    • 'John Dillermand' literally translates to 'John Penis Man' in Danish slang
    • Animation made its debut on children's channel DR Ramasjang on January 2
    • Sparked debate over what's appropriate for kids aged 4-8 - the target audience

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