Reply to: The Official CUK Xmas Avatars Announcement

[AtW]

Not likely. A wizend hag, perhaps.

You are Angelina Jolie and I claim my 5 hag dollars...

[ladymuck]

And on 12th day of Xmas it will turn into pretty princess?

Not likely. A wizend hag, perhaps.

[NotAllThere]

With or without mask?

[AtW]

Yeah I changed mine under protest. I may change it daily

And on 12th day of Xmas it will turn into pretty princess?

[ladymuck]

Peer pressure, innit?

Yeah I changed mine under protest. I may change it daily

[clearedforlanding]

'sup?

[AtW]

No.

Shan't.

You can't make me.

Peer pressure, innit?

[vetran]

So are arseh*les.

I know a few people who obviously don't use theirs they are so full of tulip.

[Old Greg]

So are arseh*les.

Except for Churchy.

[Uncle Albert]

Nah "see you next Tuesdays" are useful.

So are arseh*les.

[vetran]

FTFY so it works better

Nah "see you next Tuesdays" are useful.

[SimonMac]

For Mrs old smeg

NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line.

A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald see you next Tuesday" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"

FTFY so it works better

[SimonMac]

<---- Added a Santa hat to her

[Old Greg]

Why do bald people like holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.


A solution :

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.

From a distance they looked like hares.


Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?

Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.




What is the difference between a prince, old smeg, a monkey and an orphan?

The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.


For Mrs old smeg

NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line.

A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald assh*le" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"

At least someone’s in the Christmas spirit!

[vetran]

Look behind you! There’s a trigger warning!

Why do bald people like holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.


A solution :

A man was going bald, so he got rabbits tattooed on to his head.

From a distance they looked like hares.


Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?

Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.




What is the difference between a prince, old smeg, a monkey and an orphan?

The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.


For Mrs old smeg

NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line.

A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald assh*le" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"