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  • AtW
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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Alexei moved from Russia after working through the lemming population.
    And a national shortage of gaffa tape.

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  • xoggoth
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Squirrels die after sex. Or at least AtW’s squirrel did....
    I expect all aTw's other sexual partners did. Assuming he ever had any.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Squirrels die after sex. Or at least AtW’s squirrel did....
    Alexei moved from Russia after working through the lemming population.

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  • LondonManc
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    Squirrels die after sex. Or at least AtW’s squirrel did....

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  • xoggoth
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    As long as it was a mature sow. And grunted its consent.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Neither, it was a corkscrew one!
    Borderline pervert.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Was the sow wearing a regular strap-on or a barbed one?
    Neither, it was a corkscrew one!

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Reminds me of a incident in deep dark Lincolnshire. A farm hand was caught having sex with a pig, when questioned by the police he said "I'm not a pervert, it was a sow".
    Was the sow wearing a regular strap-on or a barbed one?

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Are pigs ok?
    Reminds me of a incident in deep dark Lincolnshire. A farm hand was caught having sex with a pig, when questioned by the police he said "I'm not a pervert, it was a sow".

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  • xoggoth
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    Nah. Other end. Oral with dead pigs is pervy.

    PS What is this [*HR][/HR*] thing (without the *) that surrounds replies by default?
    Last edited by xoggoth; 4 December 2020, 10:05.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Are pigs ok?
    Is that you, Dave?

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  • xoggoth
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    Are pigs ok?

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  • Old Greg
    started a topic ?Don't bum a cat

    ?Don't bum a cat

    Squirrels are a lot more springy.

    Alexei

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