Squirrels are a lot more springy.
Alexei
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Are pigs ok?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Nah. Other end. Oral with dead pigs is pervy.
PS What is this [*HR][/HR*] thing (without the *) that surrounds replies by default?Last edited by xoggoth; 4 December 2020, 10:05.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Reminds me of a incident in deep dark Lincolnshire. A farm hand was caught having sex with a pig, when questioned by the police he said "I'm not a pervert, it was a sow".Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Was the sow wearing a regular strap-on or a barbed one?Originally posted by Gibbon View PostComment
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Neither, it was a corkscrew one!Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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As long as it was a mature sow. And grunted its consent.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Squirrels die after sex. Or at least AtW’s squirrel did....The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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