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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    On his way to the ballet, allegedly...
    indeed

    The Meaning Of ‘Spandau Ballet’ – 2oceansvibe News | South African and international news.


    The band says they took their name from graffiti on a nightclub wall in Berlin that read: “Rudolf Hess, all alone, dancing the Spandau Ballet”.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    He died in 1987, in Spandau Prison, Berlin
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    On his way to the ballet, allegedly...
    Saved a few quid, him popping off like that. Rather convenient...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    He died in 1987, in Spandau Prison, Berlin
    On his way to the ballet, allegedly...

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
    What about Rudolf.
    He died in 1987, in Spandau Prison, Berlin

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  • mallisarealperson
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    No, he has his own tracking App

    Official NORAD Santa Tracker

    What about Rudolf.

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  • Paralytic
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    No and no, but 2 weeks in quarantine and a ban on travelling between different tiers should pose some interesting logistical issues...
    As least he'll be protecting the Elf Service.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
    Is a red nose one of the symptoms of covid?

    Asking for a friend with a fluffy white beard.

    And will he need a track and trace app?
    No and no, but 2 weeks in quarantine and a ban on travelling between different tiers should pose some interesting logistical issues...

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by mallisarealperson View Post
    Is a red nose one of the symptoms of covid?

    Asking for a friend with a fluffy white beard.

    And will he need a track and trace app?
    No, he has his own tracking App

    Official NORAD Santa Tracker

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    The Truth is Out There.

    FOG.

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  • mallisarealperson
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    I believe.

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  • _V_
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    Atw, is this a real person or a sockie?

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  • mallisarealperson
    started a topic COVID symptoms

    COVID symptoms

    Is a red nose one of the symptoms of covid?

    Asking for a friend with a fluffy white beard.

    And will he need a track and trace app?
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