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clearedforlanding replied

15 September 2020, 13:34
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Get a mint E30. That was the last 3 series that wasn't bloated.

Washer boys as well as butlers. For clarity I am the one taking the photo.

Last edited by clearedforlanding; 15 September 2020, 13:38.
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WTFH replied

15 September 2020, 13:22
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Snap up a good condition E46 and skip the G80. Appreciating asset and by far the best engine and drive.

Get a mint E30. That was the last 3 series that wasn't bloated.
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clearedforlanding replied

15 September 2020, 13:17
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Unless you buy an M...Been looking at the new G80, what a ******* ugly grill

Oh trust me, you can add 60k to an M. Just buy M performance tulip & hit up BMW individual.

Snap up a good condition E46 and skip the G80. Appreciating asset and by far the best engine and drive.
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darmstadt replied

15 September 2020, 13:11
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

******* everything is optional on a BMW.

Unless you buy an M...Been looking at the new G80, what a ******* ugly grill
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clearedforlanding replied

15 September 2020, 13:09
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Are seats optional extras, like indicators?

******* everything is optional on a BMW.
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WTFH replied

15 September 2020, 12:59
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

with fabric seats.

Are seats optional extras, like indicators?
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clearedforlanding replied

15 September 2020, 12:44
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Hairdressers drive BMWs.

with fabric seats.
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WTFH replied

15 September 2020, 12:37
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Is that a hairdresser who drives an Alfa Romeo?

Hairdressers drive BMWs.
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clearedforlanding replied

14 September 2020, 14:25
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Is that a hairdresser who drives an Alfa Romeo?

Exactly as I pointed out. A cuck.
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Old Greg replied

14 September 2020, 14:16
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

No, your wife.

Anyway, I'm an Alfa Male.

Is that a hairdresser who drives an Alfa Romeo?
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WTFH replied

14 September 2020, 13:51
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Who told you that? Your wife's boyfriend?

No, your wife.

Anyway, I'm an Alfa Male.
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clearedforlanding replied

14 September 2020, 13:26
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Better than you.

Who told you that? Your wife's boyfriend?
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DoctorStrangelove replied

14 September 2020, 13:10
A designer of superior quality weapons of mass destruction.

Anyone need some Cobalt Thorium G?

Buy now whilst stocks last!

Be the envy of your competing psychopathic murderous despots!

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courtg9000 replied

14 September 2020, 11:32
A penguin
At 2pm that will change
I will then wish to be identified as a Mercedes S-Class!
At 5pm I will wish to be identified as Adonis!
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wattaj replied

14 September 2020, 09:09
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

I identify as me.

"I'm a Millennial; I identify as me, me, ME!"
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