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SueEllen replied

9 September 2020, 17:10
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Thats a lady??

Wonder if she has a northern accent.
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vetran replied

9 September 2020, 15:14
Originally posted by OHHH My F**KING GOD THAT WAS Incredible Vetran View Post

If you ever want to know when your wife isn't faking it with you, she'll call out my name by mistake.

Did you change your name by deed poll?
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WTFH replied

9 September 2020, 15:06
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Mrs WTFH is always breathing heavily when she leaves me on a Thursday afternoon!

That's either because you pay extra for that, or because she's hurrying to get away from such a hideously offensive grotesque (as your wife describes you)

If you ever want to know when your wife isn't faking it with you, she'll call out my name by mistake.
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ladymuck replied

9 September 2020, 14:22
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Exactly. Also the lady in the photo is way out of your league.

Thats a lady??
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vetran replied

9 September 2020, 14:06
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Breathing, or just not imaginary?

Mrs WTFH is always breathing heavily when she leaves me on a Thursday afternoon!
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WTFH replied

9 September 2020, 13:59
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

Exactly. Also the lady in the photo is way out of your league.

Breathing, or just not imaginary?
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clearedforlanding replied

9 September 2020, 13:50
Originally posted by vetran View Post

can't be me I just can't wear red suspenders like you do.

Exactly. Also the lady in the photo is way out of your league.
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vetran replied

9 September 2020, 13:47
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

That's at the greasy spoon round the corner from your house.

I remember that photo, it appears you don't. My main memory was I was laughing so hard I wasn't sure I could hold the camera steady enough.

And yes, we were laughing at you, not with you.

can't be me I just can't wear red suspenders like you do.
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WTFH replied

9 September 2020, 13:40
Originally posted by vetran View Post

I think this is more you!

That's at the greasy spoon round the corner from your house.

I remember that photo, it appears you don't. My main memory was I was laughing so hard I wasn't sure I could hold the camera steady enough.

And yes, we were laughing at you, not with you.
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vetran replied

9 September 2020, 13:02
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

No. I don't have as many pots of drugs from CVS.

I think this is more you!
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WTFH replied

9 September 2020, 11:25
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

So this isn't you?

No. I don't have as many pots of drugs from CVS.
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Uncle Albert replied

9 September 2020, 11:16
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

House-hunters in stitches at dodgy photoshopped estate agent listing | Metro News

Or why else would they be trying to use Photoshop?

Not exactly one of their "skills".

Looks like AtW finally got his sofa!
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ladymuck replied

9 September 2020, 11:16
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Just been checking our house isn't in it.

So this isn't you?
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SueEllen replied

9 September 2020, 11:12
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Just been checking our house isn't in it.
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WTFH replied

9 September 2020, 10:40
Just been checking our house isn't in it.
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