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SueEllen replied

1 September 2020, 18:09
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I'm 50 love*. YouTube isn't the first place I'm waking up thinking of...

*And less than a month away from 51.

Edit: I hope you lot have the requisite party organisations in place...Drink out to help out, and all that...

You aren't that old.

I know 90 year olds with better technical awareness than that. (Ok they get teenagers to show them the new hot things.)
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vetran replied

1 September 2020, 14:44
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I'm 50 love*. YouTube isn't the first place I'm waking up thinking of...

*And less than a month away from 51.

Edit: I hope you lot have the requisite party organisations in place...Drink out to help out, and all that...

whippersnapper!
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Old Greg replied

1 September 2020, 12:20
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

So that ought to be humerus then...

I'll set 'em up...
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Paddy replied

1 September 2020, 12:16
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

There's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.

Herr Flick is also wordplay for hair-flick being female masturbation.
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Mordac replied

31 August 2020, 21:54
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You should have just gone to YouTube

Officer Crabtree Allo' Allo' - YouTube

I'm 50 love*. YouTube isn't the first place I'm waking up thinking of...

*And less than a month away from 51.

Edit: I hope you lot have the requisite party organisations in place...Drink out to help out, and all that...
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ladymuck replied

31 August 2020, 21:12
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

There's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

It would be even better if he had a broken arm.

So that ought to be humerus then...
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vetran replied

31 August 2020, 20:50
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

It would be even better if he had a broken arm.

Cracking!
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Old Greg replied

31 August 2020, 18:54
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

There's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.

It would be even better if he had a broken arm.
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SueEllen replied

31 August 2020, 18:49
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

There's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.

You should have just gone to YouTube

Officer Crabtree Allo' Allo' - YouTube
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Mordac replied

31 August 2020, 17:50
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Perhaps in the style of "'Allo 'Allo".

There's one for the teenagers...I recently had to explain to a youth why it was mildly humerous that the current Bayern Munich manager is Herr Flick.
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DoctorStrangelove replied

31 August 2020, 17:23
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Perhaps in the style of "'Allo 'Allo".

Ah.

Comedy Nazis.
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NotAllThere replied

31 August 2020, 17:19
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

It's a bit of a stretch to describe a government which includes the comedy duo of Williamson and Shapps as 'fascist'.

Perhaps in the style of "'Allo 'Allo".
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Mordac replied

31 August 2020, 17:06
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I thought we already had a fascist government.

It's a bit of a stretch to describe a government which includes the comedy duo of Williamson and Shapps as 'fascist'.
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Mordac replied

31 August 2020, 17:02
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Should make some people here happy...

Rivals plan Fox News-style opinionated TV station in UK | Media | The Guardian

Further control of the media and dumb people by tax avoiding billionaires

It'll be on such a high channel number that the knuckle-dragging masses won't be able to find it.
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Old Greg replied

30 August 2020, 20:24
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

It's the lizzards I tell ya.

They're only the pawns of George Soros.
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