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Old Greg replied

1 August 2020, 20:43
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Blame the cat, dog, kids, wife, or Brillo's case the gimp who lives under the stairs.

At least he gives you Internet access.
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Zigenare replied

1 August 2020, 07:42
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

How can i hide the smell?

Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?

Blame the cat, dog, kids, wife, or Brillo's case the gimp who lives under the stairs.
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NotAllThere replied

31 July 2020, 20:08
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

How can i hide the smell?

No need. Finish the motion, wipe your bum, wash your hands, and then walk boldly out. If the cleaner is there, just cheerfully comment "I'd give it ten minutes if I were you".
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woohoo replied

31 July 2020, 12:46
Its ok, managed to divert the cleaners attention by faking a heart attack. Im on the way to a&e right now, apparently they want to do a heart transplant, given the symptoms i googled off the internet.

Ok wish me luck, jeesh i cant remember if i flushed or not.
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Paddy replied

31 July 2020, 12:37
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

How can i hide the smell?

Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?

The number of people I know who hire a classy cleaner and then spruce up their home before the cleaner arrives.
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PCTNN replied

31 July 2020, 11:24
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

How can i hide the smell?

Put 2 fingers in your mouth and puke all over the floor. The cleaner won't notice the poo smell.
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AtW replied

31 July 2020, 11:10
Should have asked Pooper in Tulipcoins thread
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WTFH replied

31 July 2020, 11:08
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

How can i hide the smell?

Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?

First thing is: why are you posting on the bog?
Secondly, can we spot the difference between what you type and what you flush?
Thirdly, it's not technical.
Fourthly, this is post number 2.
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woohoo started a topic Urgent advice

31 July 2020, 10:58
Urgent advice

Cleaner has just arrived and im in the middle of a smelly poop.

How can i hide the smell?

Admin should this be moved to the technical forum?
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