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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Are you blond or even red at a push? Do you look like a himbo? If "no" to any of these you stand no chance.
    Insist on remote working and use real-time deep fake video editing to look the part.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I've decided to apply and I am updating my CV. I may have to add some porkies in order to get the chance of an interview. I mentioned that my experience includes the position of press secretary to Slobodan Milošević, and spokesperson for Robert Mugabe, those challenging roles have been great experience for dealing with Bojo's lies.
    Are you blond or even red at a push? Do you look like a himbo? If "no" to any of these you stand no chance.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    On another note why is it Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May etc but Boris?
    Everyone already knows he's a Johnson.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Spokesperson for the Prime Minister

    As Johnson seems to be following Trump's lead, you probably need to be a frosty blonde who can spout bollocks with no shame
    I've decided to apply and I am updating my CV. I may have to add some porkies in order to get the chance of an interview. I mentioned that my experience includes the position of press secretary to Slobodan Milošević, and spokesperson for Robert Mugabe, those challenging roles have been great experience for dealing with Bojo's lies.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by JozefBlofeld View Post
    Bozo went to Eton and there's apparently a bit of a tradition to use nicknames. Hence the chaps thought of the spiffing wheeze to abbreviate Alexander Bozo De Pfeffel to 'Boris'. Apart from that, it's a term of endearment to use a first name with one who is so respected and admired and loved.
    Bozo is so more apt in this instance.

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  • JozefBlofeld
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    On another note why is it Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May etc but Boris?
    Bozo went to Eton and there's apparently a bit of a tradition to use nicknames. Hence the chaps thought of the spiffing wheeze to abbreviate Alexander Bozo De Pfeffel to 'Boris'. Apart from that, it's a term of endearment to use a first name with one who is so respected and admired and loved.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    On another note why is it Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May etc but Boris?
    Because this time it's different.
























    And worse.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    On another note why is it Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May etc but Boris?
    He's one of those iconic superstars who are/were known by their first name only: Madonna, Kylie, Brucie, Cilla, er, Boris...

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  • Eirikur
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    On another note why is it Thatcher, Blair, Cameron, May etc but Boris?

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  • courtg9000
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    On another note has anyone noticed that in casual pictures of Boris running/walking the dog etc that he seems to have dropped a bra size recently?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Why, are you after the job?

    Lets hope Bozo doesn't remember the 2018 Xmas party!

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Does it also need to be someone he hasn't slept with?
    Why, are you after the job?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Does it also need to be someone he hasn't slept with?
    Don't worry, he won't remember, and we won't tell...

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  • WTFH
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    Does it also need to be someone he hasn't slept with?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Spokesperson for the Prime Minister

    As Johnson seems to be following Trump's lead, you probably need to be a frosty blonde who can spout bollocks with no shame

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