To paraphrase Spike Milligan

[DoctorStrangelove]

"All political careers end in failure".

[WTFH]

It was like watching a remake of Independence Day, where the aliens won.

[wattaj]

Boris really does try so hard to be the man he imagines himself to be. It's so sad to see him fail so publicly time and time again...

[Old Greg]

You lost. Get over it.

[DaveB]

"a man called Johnson who did Prime Minister impressions spoke on the television”