Reply to: Smart toilet recommendations

[OwlHoot]

not heard that joke then.

DOH!

I thought it was a bit of an open goal.

[RSoles]

Someday we will have multi function units combining toilet, washing machine, dishwasher, cooker, toaster, etc in one. Just press the function button. Will need very rigorous tests of course, so won't leave yer bum in the pressure cooker or whatever.

Of course, such a gadget would need a snappy name to reflect its multiple roles. "Matrix" perhaps?

[xoggoth]

Someday we will have multi function units combining toilet, washing machine, dishwasher, cooker, toaster, etc in one. Just press the function button. Will need very rigorous tests of course, so won't leave yer bum in the pressure cooker or whatever.

[WTFH]

I have fond memories of that hotel, and the unlimited drinks happy hour - I'm not sure they were expecting quite so much damage to be done to their champagne stock.

Their Bloody Marys were pretty good, and they had a nice selection of whiskeys too. Quite enjoyed sitting at the outside bar drinking the local beers. After a skinful at Garage 39, or even just across the road at Logic.

[IRMe]

Get a Toto one. (had to find the photo from my room in the St Regis, Osaka)

I have fond memories of that hotel, and the unlimited drinks happy hour - I'm not sure they were expecting quite so much damage to be done to their champagne stock.

Toto is one of the leading makers in Japan, with various other brands under them.

In the UK\EU you want to be on the lookout for washlet or shower toilet loos, Duravit is a well regarded brand and make a variety of them. Most of the time you will be buying a basic pan and then a unit designed to fit on top that does all the whizzbang. Have seen them for around £1600 or so vs the £2-3k list price. I'm not sure how long it will take you to recoup the cost of toilet paper, but one that self opens, warms, and illuminates is probably worth the cost.

[BR14]

FTFY

not heard that joke then.

[OwlHoot]

you just have to keep your thumbs balls out of the way

FTFY

[darmstadt]

I think the icons are easy to follow, this one shows you can also wash your boobs

But only if you don't have nipples...I think it was the next picture that got me, I shot across the bathroom when that happened, Frau D. just giggled...

[Old Greg]

Does Alexa get access to the log files?

[BR14]

Just make sure you know what the three shells do

you just have to keep your thumbs out of the way

[ladymuck]

Just make sure you know what the three shells do

[WTFH]

TOTO WASHLET GL: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home

[WTFH]

Get a Toto one. (had to find the photo from my room in the St Regis, Osaka)

[GJABS]

By smart you mean with real AI stuff so you can say "Alexa I need a crap" and it wipes your bum for you?

PS Apologies of this is a serious question but, if so, shouldn't it be in Technical?

If it uses AI, it could tell you when it thinks you need to go perhaps?

[Paddy]

Make sure you get one with the instructions translated in to English. I tried one which was all in the original Japanese and it gave me quite a surprise

I think the icons are easy to follow, this one shows you can also wash your boobs