Reply to: Woke Liberal Democrats choose to adhere to Ramadan...

[vetran]

I think I've seen that film.

Chesty Morgan was in it.

Deadly Weapons (1974) - IMDb

Not sure that is entirely SFW, goodness she must have got backache!

[DoctorStrangelove]

Nah. An fettered boob can be dangerous!

I think I've seen that film.

Chesty Morgan was in it.

Deadly Weapons (1974) - IMDb

[ladymuck]

oh what is that smell burning bra?

Nah. An fettered boob can be dangerous!

[SueEllen]

Chortle! But seriously, aren't muslims during Ramadan allowed to eat before sunrise and after sunset?

So provided they pig out, er, stuff their faces first thing, it should be no great hardship to last until the evening.

Could be bad for diabetics though, if their blood sugar dips dangerously. But are they allowed to drink sweet tea or coffee during the day?

If you are ill e.g. diabetic, elderly, a kid, a pregnant woman or like quite a few Muslims - Muslim in name only - them you don't have to fast.

I use to work with a guy who only fasted on the weekends when he was stuck with his parents. He must be hating it now [emoji23]

[OwlHoot]

...and then chose to have bacon and eggs.

From the realms of you couldn't make it up.

Chortle! But seriously, aren't muslims during Ramadan allowed to eat before sunrise and after sunset?

So provided they pig out, er, stuff their faces first thing, it should be no great hardship to last until the evening.

Could be bad for diabetics though, if their blood sugar dips dangerously. But are they allowed to drink sweet tea or coffee during the day?

[vetran]

It's the plight of women that we can't just be equal to men but we have to be better in order to be seen as equal.

oh what is that smell burning bra?

[BR14]

Whereas, according to the Gospel of Homer - beer is proof that beer exists and wants us to be happy.

ftfy

[BR14]

Why must women have more than one penis?

for variety? to prevent boredom?

[ladymuck]

Why must women have more than one penis?

It's the plight of women that we can't just be equal to men but we have to be better in order to be seen as equal.

[NotAllThere]

Whereas, according to the Gospel of Homer - beer is proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.

[vetran]

seems its the work of Satan - maybe that is why you get a hangover?

Alcohol in Islam

O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants, gambling, [sacrificing on] stone alters [to other than Allah ], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful. Satan only wants to cause between you animosity and hatred through intoxicants and gambling and to avert you from the remembrance of Allah and from prayer. So will you not desist? (Sahih International)

[Paddy]

No surprise there; the LibDems think that women can have penises.

Why must women have more than one penis?

[vetran]

Nice to see not all Lib Dems are vegan, at any rate

seems to be a bit of a vegetable though!

[LondonManc]

As does Nicola Sturgeon...

More like "she is a penis".

The idiot in the article should have replied that he's showing solidarity in their fasting to appreciate their culture more, but would rather give up religion for bacon reasons.

[wattaj]

As does Nicola Sturgeon...

Yeah, odd isn't it: this fashion among some of our political class for science denialism, the medicalisation of children, and the toadying to men in frocks?

I can't imagine that history will be kind to the 'woke'.