Darwin Awards - Covid 19 Category

[BigRed]

Better of with a glass of tonic water each day. The quinine therein is the ingredient that helps.

Add some alcohol as well, to be on the safe side.

[ladymuck]

Better of with a glass of tonic water each day. The quinine therein is the ingredient that helps.

With a splash of gin or vodka to help it go down

[LondonManc]

Man dies after taking chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus

Better of with a glass of tonic water each day. The quinine therein is the ingredient that helps.

[Mordac]

Man dies after taking chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus

Unbelievable. Something designed to kill parasites on fish was never going to be a cure for much, except life...

[Old Greg]

Highly commended

Man dies after taking chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus

[Mordac]

That's a hospital department.

It's likely to be a refrigerated lorry right about now...

[Old Greg]

I presume 'the morgue' never occurred to him.

That's a hospital department.

[Whorty]

And the winner is:



Pastor Who Defied Social Distancing Dies After Contracting Covid-19, Church Says - The New York Times

Well, he didn't live to regret his actions

Shame his god didn't spare him

[Mordac]

A Virginia pastor who defied warnings about the danger of religious gatherings during the pandemic and vowed to keep preaching “unless I’m in jail or the hospital” died over the weekend after contracting Covid-19, his church said.

I presume 'the morgue' never occurred to him.

[SueEllen]

Reported on Channel 4 News a couple of weeks ago.

A senior Iranian cleric preached to a mass of followers how he had been spared from CV by holy water. He died a few days later...

Find a link or it didn't happen as you didn't post on the day.

[DealorNoDeal]

Reported on Channel 4 News a couple of weeks ago.

A senior Iranian cleric preached to a mass of followers how he had been spared from CV by taking holy water. He died a few days later...

[ladymuck]

Mr. Nevers announced the death of Bishop Glenn during an Easter sermon, which was posted on the Facebook page of the Richmond-area Pentecostal congregation. He said that Bishop Glenn had transitioned from labor to reward.

“The first thing I asked God is, ‘Why?’” Mr. Nevers said. “The bishop has touched our lives in so many ways.”

[Paralytic]

If only he were a PM, he'd be alive today.


NHS > God

[Old Greg]

And the winner is:

A Virginia pastor who defied warnings about the danger of religious gatherings during the pandemic and vowed to keep preaching “unless I’m in jail or the hospital” died over the weekend after contracting Covid-19, his church said.

Pastor Who Defied Social Distancing Dies After Contracting Covid-19, Church Says - The New York Times