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Previously on "Happy Birthday WTFH!"

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    So far, a slice of Bacardi Rum Cake, and sharing bottles of:
    Graham Beck Brut
    Camel Valley Rose Brut
    Veuve Cliquot
    Sharing? I hope you wipe the top of the bottle inbetween swigs

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  • WTFH
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    So far, a slice of Bacardi Rum Cake, and sharing bottles of:
    Graham Beck Brut
    Camel Valley Rose Brut
    Veuve Cliquot

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What happened to the mod tradition of unbanning a poster on their birthday?

    You’re still here. I believe you need to thank me for that.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What happened to the mod tradition of unbanning a poster on their birthday?
    That particular tradition bit the dust after MF abused it. Quite badly, in fact...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.
    Will you serenade her first?

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  • BrilloPad
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    What happened to the mod tradition of unbanning a poster on their birthday?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

    Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.

    If she is more amenable than usual and you survived lighting candles then its probably the latter.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    I’ll be going to the beer fridge a few times, and probably sitting in the garden.

    The lockdown means I can’t even shoot any cyclists.
    You are allowed out once a day. I think you're only allowed to shoot cyclists if there are more than two of them. I don't think you can shoot all of them though, but as long as you cull them down to two remaining, that's OK. I'm pretty sure that's what Boris said...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

    Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.
    You mean Head of Domestic Operations...

    I've just been promoted to Head of Washing Up. Thankfully we have a dishwasher, but when we run out of Fairy tablets I'm properly fooked.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.
    I'm sure she's just as happy about that as I am

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  • WTFH
    replied
    The Wife (tm) has baked a Bacardi Rum Cake.

    Or maybe she drank a bottle of rum while making a cake, I’ve not worked it out yet.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Or the bedroom if he's very lucky...

    Thanks for the offer, mucky lady, but I’ll stick with my wife.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Are you going anywhere special tonight? You have the choice between the living room and the lounge....
    I’ll be going to the beer fridge a few times, and probably sitting in the garden.

    The lockdown means I can’t even shoot any cyclists.

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  • Mordac
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    Happy Birthday. Put the hammer down for a moment and enjoy a glass of something. If it's not water, you're doing better than some.

    (Brillo, you're a brown-nosing creep, just so you know...)

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  • NickFitz
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    Happy birthday!

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