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ladymuck replied

22 March 2020, 10:28
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

And when it comes out the other end, it will be a script for Mrs Browns Boys

Needs to pass through a few more times
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WTFH replied

22 March 2020, 09:10
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

I'd sooner be eating the toilet paper you've just eaten

And when it comes out the other end, it will be a script for Mrs Browns Boys
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ladymuck replied

21 March 2020, 22:11
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Well you could watch Mrs Brown's Boys....

Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I'd sooner be eating toilet paper.

I'd sooner be eating the toilet paper you've just eaten
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xoggoth replied

21 March 2020, 20:53
Checked website of my local and it says "DUE TO COVID 19 coronavirus - WE WILL BE CLOSED FOR NORMAL BUSINESS FROM SATURDAY 21ST MARCH"

However, also says "WE ARE OFFERING A COLLECTION/DELIVERY SERVICE" Perhaps I'll order a few double vodkas, even Mrs Brown's Boys might not look so bad then.
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xoggoth replied

21 March 2020, 20:48
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Well you could watch Mrs Brown's Boys....

I'd sooner be eating toilet paper.
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SueEllen replied

21 March 2020, 20:28
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

686%

Bleedin' eck! Saturday night and posting this sh*t.

Well you could watch Mrs Brown's Boys....
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xoggoth replied

21 March 2020, 20:11
686%

Bleedin' eck! Saturday night and posting this sh*t.
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ravenshaw replied

21 March 2020, 20:07
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

2 sheets per wipe?

Vietnam Vet Reveals How To Do Your Business With Just 1 Square Of Toilet Paper
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Lost It replied

21 March 2020, 09:51
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

no enough for 12 weeks

You could always start using both sides.
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northernladuk replied

21 March 2020, 01:00
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Did you factor in the amount of tulip you produce on here?
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WTFH replied

20 March 2020, 22:44
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Might have gone a bit overboard with the panic buying...

122 years 14 days

Did you factor in the amount of tulip you produce on here?
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northernladuk replied

20 March 2020, 21:28
Might have gone a bit overboard with the panic buying...

122 years 14 days

That said the fragranced Aloe Vera wet wipes will run out in less than a year so the other 121 years is going to be torture. Gonna be experiencing how poor people live.
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jamesbrown replied

20 March 2020, 20:26
2 sheets per wipe?

Are these sheets of the Grauniad or something?
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BrilloPad replied

20 March 2020, 20:24
How about a poll? Don't forget the "I will use a flannel" option....
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BR14 replied

20 March 2020, 16:47
800 days
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