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Lost It replied

19 March 2020, 09:54
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

I see Rolls Royce Aerospace have also been asked.

Their current production Trent 1000-R is good for 360kN. Quite easy then, just reduce the engine's output by 359.99986kN and it's almost perfect to be used as a turbopump.

Not sure the after taste of Jet A1 will go down too well though.
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WTFH replied

18 March 2020, 11:17
I see Rolls Royce Aerospace have also been asked.

Their current production Trent 1000-R is good for 360kN. Quite easy then, just reduce the engine's output by 359.99986kN and it's almost perfect to be used as a turbopump.
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Mordac replied

18 March 2020, 11:05
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

A raid on Wetherspoons will suffice

What sort of raid? Luftwaffe?
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Eirikur replied

18 March 2020, 11:01
Originally posted by Lost It View Post

We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.

A raid on Wetherspoons will suffice
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Mordac replied

18 March 2020, 10:58
Originally posted by Lost It View Post

We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.

I'm not sure we'll have much use for a ventilator that sucks*...

*Use whichever definition you prefer...
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quackhandle replied

18 March 2020, 10:50
Who can blame them after years of insults from jingoistic Little Englanders?

qh
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Uncle Albert replied

18 March 2020, 10:26
Originally posted by Lost It View Post

We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.

If they do, they'll make them in the far East and each one will cost £1000
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Lost It replied

18 March 2020, 10:23
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Dig up the Royal Parks and grow your own ventilators.

We'll be fine JCB are going to start making them. Not sure how they are going to get them here from India though. Or wherever their factory is these days.

I thought Dyson would have jumped on this.
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Old Greg replied

16 March 2020, 16:20
Originally posted by Lost It View Post

Saw some woman on TV this morning saying "We are going to make sure you cannot buy Ventilators from the EU if you aren't a member of the EU". Pretty much.

Children.

And I still carnt spell

Dig up the Royal Parks and grow your own ventilators.
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Lost It started a topic Nee Nar you aren't members any more!

16 March 2020, 16:07
Nee Nar you aren't members any more!

Saw some woman on TV this morning saying "We are going to make sure you cannot buy Ventilators from the EU if you aren't a member of the EU". Pretty much.

Children.

And I still carnt spell
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