Reply to: How many points would you score in the UK’s points-based immigration system?

[BrilloPad]

So you finally admit you're noshing MF.

He is being unfaithful to you. But not with me....

[Old Greg]

You are what you eat I suppose.

So you finally admit you're noshing MF.

[BrilloPad]

You do but lose them for being a Contractor Under National Tax.

You are what you eat I suppose.

[northernladuk]

Do I get extra points for being a STAR? Even when it mean Serial Tax Avoider Regime....

You do but lose them for being a Contractor Under National Tax.

[Old Greg]

Do I get extra points for being a STAR? Even when it mean Serial Tax Avoider Regime....

No but you do lose points for being a Complete and Utter Nobhead Tax-dodger.

[BrilloPad]

10 extra points for green ink.

Do I get extra points for being a STAR? Even when it mean Serial Tax Avoider Regime....

[Old Greg]

67.

However once I finish my Strongly Worded Letter, I think they will reconsider.

10 extra points for green ink.

[FIERCE TANK BATTLE]

67.

However once I finish my Strongly Worded Letter, I think they will reconsider.

[Old Greg]

Dunno. Link don't seem to be working for me. Must have ruled me out already.

What about the absurd citizenship test? Questions about football clubs, British Oscar winners, who built some obscure castle etc.

Life in the UK Test 2020 - Free Practice Questions - Realistic Tests

Questions about our more important laws and core principles like democracy, freedom of choice, equality etc might be more relevant. So we didn't get people who do FGM, forced marriage, illegal poaching etc.

Illegal poaching is a fine British tradition.

[vetran]

[COLOR=#0F7DBE !important]Your result:

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[COLOR=#04B41F !important]Congratulations - you can come in!

We have determined you are of value to British society and will be welcomed with open arms by our government. Be warned, if you have a brown face some of us aren't going to like that fact. Sorry in advance!

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Below is your badge and score to share with pride! Why not share it with your friends and see if they too would be welcomed with open arms, or if they are low-quality people we have no interest in.

86 with a free dose of racism from NT

[AtW]

I’ve 200

HTH

iMF

[stevem]

Scone

I got 90 - what's annoying is that I don't know what answer I got wrong - probably the Jam / Cream one..

I got 90 as well. The Jam/scone question is debatable. In Cornwall it is cream on top, in Devon (and rest of England?) it is jam on top.

[AtW]

Only if you get "Stabby" in Khanistan!

That would be krazy...

[Zigenare]

I got 57. Does that mean I get a free flight to Jamaica?

Only if you get "Stabby" in Khanistan!

[KinooOrKinog]

How many points would you score in the UK’s points-based immigration system? Take the test and find out!

Your result:
SORRY - you're not welcome!

We have determined you are worthless to British society and of no interest to us whatsoever - have you considered Bongo Bongo Land?

71. Just scraped it [emoji23]