Originally posted by Old Greg
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Previously on "How many points would you score in the UK’s points-based immigration system?"
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDo I get extra points for being a STAR? Even when it mean Serial Tax Avoider Regime....
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67.
However once I finish my Strongly Worded Letter, I think they will reconsider.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDunno. Link don't seem to be working for me. Must have ruled me out already.
What about the absurd citizenship test? Questions about football clubs, British Oscar winners, who built some obscure castle etc.
Life in the UK Test 2020 - Free Practice Questions - Realistic Tests
Questions about our more important laws and core principles like democracy, freedom of choice, equality etc might be more relevant. So we didn't get people who do FGM, forced marriage, illegal poaching etc.
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[COLOR=#0F7DBE !important]Your result:
[/COLOR][COLOR=#04B41F !important]Congratulations - you can come in!We have determined you are of value to British society and will be welcomed with open arms by our government. Be warned, if you have a brown face some of us aren't going to like that fact. Sorry in advance!
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Below is your badge and score to share with pride! Why not share it with your friends and see if they too would be welcomed with open arms, or if they are low-quality people we have no interest in.
86 with a free dose of racism from NT
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Originally posted by eek View PostI got 90 - what's annoying is that I don't know what answer I got wrong - probably the Jam / Cream one..
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow many points would you score in the UK’s points-based immigration system? Take the test and find out!
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SORRY - you're not welcome!
We have determined you are worthless to British society and of no interest to us whatsoever - have you considered Bongo Bongo Land?
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