Reply to: catering for her every need

[vetran]

As you as you can lick your eyebrows its fine.

as always Kevin nailed it!

oh just in case you aren't familiar with his humour NSFW!!!

[BrilloPad]

In that way he is like most men, as I've said before I can't flick my tongue for the whole of Bolero!

As you as you can lick your eyebrows its fine.

[Gibbon]

We'll let you off, seeing as satisfying a lady isn't top of your priorities.

In that way he is like most men, as I've said before I can't flick my tongue for the whole of Bolero!

[ladymuck]

If he was a top sh*gger, the lady wouldn't need a dildo, surely?

We'll let you off, seeing as satisfying a lady isn't top of your priorities.

[wattaj]

If he was a top sh*gger, the lady wouldn't need a dildo, surely?

So young, so naive...

[GJABS]

Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'

If he was a top sh*gger, the lady wouldn't need a dildo, surely?

[wattaj]

Mate: Here Brian, what the **** is all this in your bathroom?
Brian: Er... it's my lady drawer.
Mate: Your ******* what?
Brian: Er, it's where I keep all those things that I... er, that my lady-friends might need when they visit.
Mate: ...
Brian: ...
Mate: Brian, these silkys are y-fronts. I think that we need to talk...

[TwoWolves]

The way to impress lady visitors is to have a very nice and pristine bathroom with fresh towels.

Above all, be good-looking and non-creepy. They like that.

[PhiltheGreek]

That's his bathroom, is he expecting his guests to do their own warm up act with that dildo? Or console themselves afterwards maybe. He also has one of those piss catching rugs around his bog, which probably tells us he's a northern sales rep. With a caravan at Scarborough, like Jimmy Savile.

[mudskipper]

Well given it's all brand new and unopened, I suspect he lives more in hope than expectation.

[NotAllThere]

...lady things...

bless.

[GhostofTarbera]

Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'

Why wouldn’t woman share a dildo?


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[KinooOrKinog]

Man mocked for keeping a 'lady drawer' for his frequent guests | Daily Mail Online

Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'

[BrilloPad]

What every lady needs is high powered toilet flushing equpiment

[vetran]

if he had stopped at wipes, nail varnish remover, lady things (in sealed packs) paracetamol and a brush in a wrapper he would be smashing it.