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original PM replied

14 January 2020, 07:33
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

I read that as "stop dogging"
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ladymuck replied

13 January 2020, 23:17
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Stop digging.

I read that as "stop dogging"
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Zigenare replied

13 January 2020, 17:40
Originally posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post

No no no. You misunderstand.

I meant I'd have liked to have been in Gibbon's shoes (not that he was wearing any!) with all that totty in the noddy around me

Stop digging.
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Martin Bank Holiday replied

12 January 2020, 21:10
Originally posted by vetran View Post

You are GJabs and I claim my five free haircuts...

No no no. You misunderstand.

I meant I'd have liked to have been in Gibbon's shoes (not that he was wearing any!) with all that totty in the noddy around me
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vetran replied

12 January 2020, 20:38
Originally posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post

Classic!

I wouldn't mind a bit of that action!

You are GJabs and I claim my five free haircuts...
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Martin Bank Holiday replied

12 January 2020, 20:23
Forgot to mention, for Christmas, I was given a book of Perer Allis' golfing anecdotes and one of them, too lengthy to repeat here, involved a sauna, Derek Griffiths, Tarby and a flatulent Sean Connery
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Martin Bank Holiday replied

12 January 2020, 19:12
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

I it wasn't just the hairs on the back of my neck that went up!

Classic!

I wouldn't mind a bit of that action!
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Gibbon replied

12 January 2020, 14:38
Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post

Just had a wonderful 2 weeks in Russia, most saunas are naked mixed, after a few vodkas you don’t care

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I went to a few German ones with a Fraulein I was seeing, don't need the Vodkas, but the cold plunge pool came in handy. I was doing ok until three 'model' types came in and one on them sat behind me with a leg either side, it wasn't just the hairs on the back of my neck that went up!
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Martin Bank Holiday replied

11 January 2020, 17:18
Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post

Just had a wonderful 2 weeks in Russia, most saunas are naked mixed, after a few vodkas you don’t care

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Strategically placed towels or completely in the noddy?

Note to self: Purchase an online Russian language course
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jamesbrown replied

10 January 2020, 23:01
Originally posted by vetran View Post

he might just squeeze in.

Might be able to wedge his panniculus in the gangway if you can borrow a forklift.
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vetran replied

10 January 2020, 21:34
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I don't think they build them that big.

he might just squeeze in.
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NotAllThere replied

10 January 2020, 12:10
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

You could ask MF.

Oh, wait.

I don't think they build them that big.
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jamesbrown replied

9 January 2020, 18:06
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Find a place with a bigger sauna.

You could ask MF.

Oh, wait.
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AtW replied

9 January 2020, 16:59
Not Safe For Saunas
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GhostofTarbera replied

9 January 2020, 16:39
Just had a wonderful 2 weeks in Russia, most saunas are naked mixed, after a few vodkas you don’t care

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