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Previously on "Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri."

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    How do you kill a fox? With a baseball bat.
    Gratis.

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  • meridian
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    First you're going to have to train in to play baseball. Sounds tricky.
    It would be easier (and cause less controversy) to just release the hounds on it and let them tear it apart...

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.
    First you're going to have to train in to play baseball. Sounds tricky.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.
    Anyway you want. As long as you tell everyone on social media afterwards thus guaranteeing a RSPCA investigation....

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  • minestrone
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    How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Come back in 3020.
    FTFY

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  • xoggoth
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    That accountant guy?

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  • minestrone
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    Where is Rodger Rabbit

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  • xoggoth
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    If I need answers I ask my little puppet parrot.

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  • BrilloPad
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    As AtW is unfunnier than mb31, why hasn't he been banned yet.

    Siri said "****ed if I know"

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  • cojak
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    Come back in 2020.

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  • Scruff
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    What is one hundred in Welsh?

    How do you say 12 months in Estonian?

    Quick exit...

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  • mb31
    started a topic Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

    Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

    Today I asked how many bananas it would take to kill myself. Google Home says 4000 eaten at once to die from potassium poisoning. This is simply not true, all you need is one banana and throat insertion. I'm sure Alexa would have got that one right.

    Anyway, please share any other silly random questions you've asked your smart speaker recently.

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