Today I asked how many bananas it would take to kill myself. Google Home says 4000 eaten at once to die from potassium poisoning. This is simply not true, all you need is one banana and throat insertion. I'm sure Alexa would have got that one right.
Anyway, please share any other silly...
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Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.
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Who is Gricer?
Who is Gricer and why does his name keep cropping up on my threads? Why is he infamous?
I've tried using the search function and I've asked my Umbrella. Nobody seems to know.
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oh dear: Brexit: Remain would be ahead in fresh EU referendum
Brexit: Remain would be ahead in fresh EU referendum, new polls tracker suggests
Remain would be ahead in a fresh referendum on Britain’s EU membership, according to a poll-of-polls tracker headed by the elections expert Professor Sir John Curtice.
Research by the National...
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A Swingin' Safari
I don't know if any of you are into the "Easy Listening" genre (if, indeed, it is a genre) but I saw a really inneresting documentary on BBC 4 the other night all about it.
Couldn't believe how many of the leading lights of easy listening are German - Bert Kaempfert, Klaus Wunderlich,...
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Memories of Old Bath
Memories of Old Bath
I'm particularly drawn to the reference to Marchant's Passage as I spent many a night in Marchant's Passage when I didn't have any money left for my bus fare home.
The entrance to Eric Snook's was the most comfortable, ISTR.
I'll never...
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The CUK Water Cooler
All credit to NLYUK for this thread, for I would never have thought of it had he not planted the seed in my mind yesterday, but how about a virtual water cooler around which the good folks of General can gather to exchange some inneresting titbits?
Yes, I really can't stress how much...
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