Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

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Zigenare replied

27 December 2019, 11:21
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

How do you kill a fox? With a baseball bat.

Gratis.
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meridian replied

27 December 2019, 09:21
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

First you're going to have to train in to play baseball. Sounds tricky.

It would be easier (and cause less controversy) to just release the hounds on it and let them tear it apart...
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Old Greg replied

27 December 2019, 08:57
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.

First you're going to have to train in to play baseball. Sounds tricky.
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BrilloPad replied

27 December 2019, 07:53
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.

Anyway you want. As long as you tell everyone on social media afterwards thus guaranteeing a RSPCA investigation....
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minestrone replied

26 December 2019, 22:28
How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.
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Old Greg replied

26 December 2019, 21:27
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Come back in 3020.

FTFY
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xoggoth replied

26 December 2019, 20:39
That accountant guy?
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minestrone replied

26 December 2019, 20:35
Where is Rodger Rabbit
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xoggoth replied

26 December 2019, 20:16
If I need answers I ask my little puppet parrot.
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BrilloPad replied

26 December 2019, 20:06
As AtW is unfunnier than mb31, why hasn't he been banned yet.

Siri said "****ed if I know"
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cojak replied

26 December 2019, 20:01
Come back in 2020.
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Scruff replied

26 December 2019, 19:08
What is one hundred in Welsh?

How do you say 12 months in Estonian?

Quick exit...
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mb31 started a topic Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

26 December 2019, 18:57
Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

Today I asked how many bananas it would take to kill myself. Google Home says 4000 eaten at once to die from potassium poisoning. This is simply not true, all you need is one banana and throat insertion. I'm sure Alexa would have got that one right.

Anyway, please share any other silly random questions you've asked your smart speaker recently.
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