• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Boris had yet another affair including a child"

Collapse

  • Zigenare
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Bonga Bonga.

    And applauded in a certain section of the palace.....
    I was thinking more like La Belle France.

    Leave a comment:


  • Uncle Albert
    replied
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    A vacuous blonde bimbo.

    And she doesn't look too bright either.

    Leave a comment:


  • GhostofTarbera
    replied
    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    I've been watching far too much BTVS.

    They are both vampires aren't they?
    Tell me she does not look like his twin sister??


    Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    This would be applauded in certain EU countries.
    Bonga Bonga.

    And applauded in a certain section of the palace.....

    Leave a comment:


  • Zigenare
    replied
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    This would be applauded in certain EU countries.

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    I've been watching far too much BTVS.

    They are both vampires aren't they?
    She was treated like a Gremlin. I think that means BJ fed her after midnight. When she was round at his place doing "technical support".

    I am sure we all find the best time for "technical support" is after midnight....

    Leave a comment:


  • NotAllThere
    replied
    A pointless thread (but then, most are!). If you like Boris, you won't care. If you don't, nothing will change. Everyone knows already he's a philander.

    Leave a comment:


  • DoctorStrangelove
    replied
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    To be fair she looks like a right bunny boiler.

    I've been watching far too much BTVS.

    They are both vampires aren't they?

    Leave a comment:


  • BrilloPad
    replied
    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Excellent, a proper alpha male to run the country. To many girly men and women running this country in the past few years.
    The most successful PM ever was Maggie. We need her back....

    Leave a comment:


  • Eirikur
    replied
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    When everyone thinks you're a thick twat, the trick is not to confirm it in writing...
    How does it feel being a <modsnip>

    Leave a comment:


  • original PM
    replied
    To be fair she looks like a right bunny boiler.

    Leave a comment:


  • Mordac
    replied
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Spuddy starts wanking thinking about 5 fingered shemales
    When everyone thinks you're a thick twat, the trick is not to confirm it in writing...

    Leave a comment:


  • Eirikur
    replied
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Maybe if you had ever had sexual intercourse with anyone other than your five-fingered fiancee you wouldn't get so triggered by this type of thing?

    Spuddy starts wanking thinking about 5 fingered shemales

    Leave a comment:


  • Unix
    replied
    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Excellent, a proper alpha male to run the country. To many girly men and women running this country in the past few years.
    Except Terry May

    Leave a comment:


  • woohoo
    replied
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Excellent, a proper alpha male to run the country. To many girly men and women running this country in the past few years.

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X