Reply to: Who’s in charge?

[vetran]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

watch out Xoggy will want pics

[BrilloPad]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

I was wondering why you got banned from WH Smith....

[ladymuck]

I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...

Too late if I didn't

[Zigenare]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

Fat bottom girls they make the rockin' world go round!

They also cause more earth tremors than fracking!

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Fack off

[Mordac]

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...

[ladymuck]

I may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.

Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.

My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

[moneybags]

I may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.

Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.

[Mordac]

I've been called disingenuous twice in the last month and I'm still scratching my head about the first time... someone was having a go at a consultant doctor about the way the Dr conducted herself. I stepped in to defend the distressed doc and got called disingenuous by the aggressor. I'm not even first aid trained. I also got accused of being part of a drama triangle and I had to look that one up. It's not the same as a love triangle apparently.

I might come across as knowing more than I actually do but surely that's a key skill in contracting.

Maybe I'm mixing contracting up with sales.

Am I winning you over yet?

You have yet to convince us you're even potty trained...

[moneybags]

Please stop all that twunking, it tickles.

NotAllThere fair point regarding being delusional. I'm thinking of standing against Mr Speaker in the general election because his seat will be otherwise uncontested. Politicians are full of promises and aspirations whereas businesses deal with reality... being delusional is good fun if you can keep a cap on it.

[Whorty]

Once in my life. No one's ever called me twunt before.

Stick around. And get yourself a calculator

[NotAllThere]

Am I winning you over yet?

No

[BR14]

Once in my life. No one's ever called me twunt before.

and if you only knew how it pains me to do this,
how many times now, dull twunt?

[Old Greg]

Once in my life. No one's ever called me twunt before.

And how many times now, you dull twunt?

[moneybags]

Once in my life. No one's ever called me twunt before.