Reply to: What is a fair price for alphabet shares?

[GJABS]

$1082.80

Gone up to $1,122.99 today

[pscont]

"I had a massive vindaloo last night washed down with copious amounts of home brew. Should I trust a fart?"

Well that depends. If you are like Elton John.

[Old Greg]

Dear Wtfh,

Never trust a fart, unless you’ve had copious beer and curry.

Yours fartfully,
Auntie pscont.

Pscont addresses the crease and follows through.


Admin, do the needfuls to make that his CUK level description or whatever. Good man.

[Lance]

"I had a massive vindaloo last night washed down with copious amounts of home brew. Should I trust a fart?"

Dear Wtfh,

Never trust a fart, unless you’ve had copious beer and curry.

Yours fartfully,
Auntie pscont.

[WTFH]

You're welcome.

I can't wait to find out your next stupid question about something you've been told isn't a good idea.

"I had a massive vindaloo last night washed down with copious amounts of home brew. Should I trust a fart?"

[Lance]

Thanks for the input, bell end.

You're welcome.

I can't wait to find out your next stupid question about something you've been told isn't a good idea.

[AtW]

Shares and assets valuations for tax - GOV.UK

[AtW]

Moved to General.

[Old Greg]

75p or 55p

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[WTFH]

Moved to General.

[pscont]

I couldn't be bothered reading OP's posting history for detail. Pretty much everything he posts is some hare-brained scheme to deny the public purse. No surprises he's asked before though.

Oh well. the more low hanging fruit for HMRC the better. They can keep busy with the bell ends, and leave the rest alone :P

Thanks for the input, bell end.

[Lance]

Yup and he's been told this in most of this threads with contrived attempts to distribute company money to his family. Looks like he's gone with his last one which was the alphabet shares despite the advice given.

He was also told to get professional advice a few times in that thread as well.

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...tribution.html

I couldn't be bothered reading OP's posting history for detail. Pretty much everything he posts is some hare-brained scheme to deny the public purse. No surprises he's asked before though.

Oh well. the more low hanging fruit for HMRC the better. They can keep busy with the bell ends, and leave the rest alone :P

[NCOTBAC]

oh dear.........

It's almost certainly a bad idea.

Yup and he's been told this in most of this threads with contrived attempts to distribute company money to his family. Looks like he's gone with his last one which was the alphabet shares despite the advice given.

He was also told to get professional advice a few times in that thread as well.

https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...tribution.html

[jbond007]

$1082.80

[Lance]

oh dear.........

As alphabet shares are not necessarily linked to ownership of the company then valuing them is quite moot.
If you have say 100 B class shares. And you have 100% of the A class shares, then the B class shares are probably worth nothing other than the amount of dividend you intend to funnel to them (presumably that is the sole purpose).

This is no doubt a tax avoidance strategy. A legal one, but may also be potenitally abusive (Google GAAR).
See also Arctic systems if the B class share opener is your wife. HINT: different classes of share don't work.


It's almost certainly a bad idea.