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northernladuk replied

21 June 2019, 19:23
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Yeah sorry about that you may want to get your wife & sister tested

Well that's going to cost him 50% less than most of us.
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vetran replied

21 June 2019, 18:47
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

'My Mum went to Glastonbury but all she got me was this lousy STI!'

Yeah sorry about that you may want to get your wife & sister tested
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Old Greg replied

21 June 2019, 18:27
Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post

According to this, a still from a Kardashian sex tape is the most offensive flag ever waved at Glastonbury.

A piss poor low bar, CUK can drag that record much further down. PC - jump to it. Suggestions please - any advance on 'My JSA paid for the ticket'?

'My Mum went to Glastonbury but all she got me was this lousy STI!'

I can't take the credit. That was the working title for PC's next psychocandy's next Jeremy Kyle appearance.
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PhiltheGreek replied

21 June 2019, 18:11
According to this, a still from a Kardashian sex tape is the most offensive flag ever waved at Glastonbury.

A piss poor low bar, CUK can drag that record much further down. PC - jump to it. Suggestions please - any advance on 'My JSA paid for the ticket'?
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psychocandy replied

21 June 2019, 16:10
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Other entertainment is available for benefits cheats if you can think outside your support monkey box.

Take your fraudulent Blue Badge, for example, and find out where Darren_Test is currently working...

Fraudulent blue badge? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe on the bed a few months ago and limped for 5 minutes so I'm entitled to it.

Benefit cheat as well? I get cash in hand for replacing those keyboards and mice. Why can't I claim as well?
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jamesbrown replied

21 June 2019, 15:28
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Signing on once a fortnight is a lot of time wasted....

Although my days are better now that Jeremy Kylie isnt on TV any more...

Other entertainment is available for benefits cheats if you can think outside your support monkey box.

Take your fraudulent Blue Badge, for example, and find out where Darren_Test is currently working...
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Old Greg replied

21 June 2019, 15:23
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Signing on once a fortnight is a lot of time wasted....

Although my days are better now that Jeremy Kylie isnt on TV any more...

How are you managing without the appearance fees?
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psychocandy replied

21 June 2019, 09:05
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Too busy claiming JSA?

Signing on once a fortnight is a lot of time wasted....

Although my days are better now that Jeremy Kylie isnt on TV any more...
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greenlake replied

20 June 2019, 17:03
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

1st line to work for a local authority. THIS ROLE LIES INSIDE IR35, you will have to operate via an Umbrella solution to which we can help set up.

This role is working in Rhondda, Wales.

This role is paying £9 – £10.50 per hour

Is there a dress code....?
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DoctorStrangelove replied

20 June 2019, 15:40
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Do you know what - never had Lava bread......

We've run out of volcanoes.
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Old Greg replied

20 June 2019, 15:25
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

Do you know what - never had Lava bread......

Save up your cider money and treat yourself.
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BrilloPad replied

20 June 2019, 15:05
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

You do know I aint doing it, don't you?

Too busy claiming JSA?
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Eirikur replied

20 June 2019, 14:38
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

You do know I aint doing it, don't you?

It's more then claiming benefits
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psychocandy replied

20 June 2019, 13:04
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

Do you get free Lava Bread with it?

Quick exit...

Do you know what - never had Lava bread......
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psychocandy replied

20 June 2019, 13:03
Originally posted by Eirikur View Post

At that rate it's nett income wise probably actually better to be inside IR35 rather then working through your limited.

You do know I aint doing it, don't you?
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