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Whorty replied

25 May 2019, 21:13
Originally posted by vetran View Post

that's an order for someone more senior with at least 4 stars! They have to warn you it could be hot.

I missed that training ... damn .... I'll just keep selling the milkshakes then
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BR14 replied

25 May 2019, 16:12
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Nah, that task has already been outsourced to the packaging....
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greenlake replied

25 May 2019, 15:30
Originally posted by vetran View Post

that's an order for someone more senior with at least 4 stars! They have to warn you it could be hot.

Nah, that task has already been outsourced to the packaging....
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vetran replied

25 May 2019, 15:22
Originally posted by original PM View Post

No like literally an apple pie..

that's an order for someone more senior with at least 4 stars! They have to warn you it could be hot.
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original PM replied

25 May 2019, 14:42
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Is that a euphemism? You need to speak to NLYUK

No like literally an apple pie..
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Whorty replied

25 May 2019, 09:17
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Nah but I'll have an apple pie [emoji520]

Is that a euphemism? You need to speak to NLYUK
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original PM replied

24 May 2019, 21:55
Nah but I'll have an apple pie [emoji520]
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Whorty replied

24 May 2019, 20:27
Originally posted by original PM View Post

How long do you think it will take you to get all 5 stars?

I'm good oPM, but I don't think I'm good enough to get all 5 stars ..... I'm aiming for 3 Would you like fries with that?
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Whorty replied

24 May 2019, 20:25
Originally posted by vetran View Post

so like you subbing for NLyUK on Saturday night as usual?

Only if they pay double day rate ...... and provide a packet of wet wipes
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Whorty replied

24 May 2019, 20:24
Originally posted by Jess inniAccounts View Post

Get yourself a decent accountant!

Passed my finals in 1999 ...... Would you like to hire me
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Jess inniAccounts replied

24 May 2019, 14:55
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

... on Tuesday. Heading into client office for initial meetings, get to know yous etc.

Finished last role end of March. Might be a bit rusty. What advice can the experienced contractors on here give me?

Get yourself a decent accountant!
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Gibbon replied

24 May 2019, 10:29
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Car tha go de len da est

Cato
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psychocandy replied

24 May 2019, 09:52
Find the best bogs for long sessions...
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vetran replied

24 May 2019, 09:52
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

This is the best contracting advice I've read on CUK. Somebody should write a book on contracting with this title.

Thinking 'I'm the best paid tea maker in the company' tends to sell it to me.
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Old Greg replied

24 May 2019, 09:48
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

Its pro bab ly the on ly thing you have whol ly read, it being all single syl la bles?

Car tha go de len da est
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