Starting new contract ...

[Old Greg]

Its pro bab ly the on ly thing you have whol ly read, it being all single syl la bles?

Car tha go de len da est

[vetran]

This is the best contracting advice I've read on CUK. Somebody should write a book on contracting with this title.

Thinking 'I'm the best paid tea maker in the company' tends to sell it to me.

[psychocandy]

Find the best bogs for long sessions...

[Gibbon]

Car tha go de len da est

Cato

[Jess inniAccounts]

... on Tuesday. Heading into client office for initial meetings, get to know yous etc.

Finished last role end of March. Might be a bit rusty. What advice can the experienced contractors on here give me?

Get yourself a decent accountant!

[Whorty]

Get yourself a decent accountant!

Passed my finals in 1999 ...... Would you like to hire me

[Whorty]

so like you subbing for NLyUK on Saturday night as usual?

Only if they pay double day rate ...... and provide a packet of wet wipes

[Whorty]

How long do you think it will take you to get all 5 stars?

I'm good oPM, but I don't think I'm good enough to get all 5 stars ..... I'm aiming for 3 Would you like fries with that?

[original PM]

Nah but I'll have an apple pie [emoji520]

[Whorty]

Nah but I'll have an apple pie [emoji520]

Is that a euphemism? You need to speak to NLYUK