Reply to: Are you intelligent and able to think clearly?

[Gibbon]

You are interested in Woohoo's Ass? Ah ain't love beautiful!

[vetran]

FTFY

You are interested in Woohoo's Ass? Ah ain't love beautiful!

[Gibbon]

erm looks like my ass is fully booked, but thank you for your interest.

FTFY

[woohoo]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE GOT A TEMPER!

Oh.

erm looks like my classes are fully booked, but thank you for your interest.

[ladymuck]

I can help with that also, small extra fee for you though because of your menopausal temper.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE GOT A TEMPER!

Oh.

[woohoo]

I'm not a Catholic.

First step in dealing with an issue is admitting you have a problem.

[woohoo]

I can do one or the other but not both at the same time

I can help with that also, small extra fee for you though because of your menopausal temper.

[Gibbon]

I'm not a Catholic.

Heretic!

[Old Greg]

I'm not a Catholic.

It is not an exclusively Catholic concept within Christianity.

[ladymuck]

I can do one or the other but not both at the same time

[NotAllThere]

Now go off and do your penance.

I'm not a Catholic.

[xoggoth]

I will offer 10% off my course just for you, if you use the voucher code *nerd.

Excellent. I think the world would work much better if it was governed by nerds, emotionless people who would spend ages researching and obsessing over their ideas before daring to do anything.

You read the articles in the Guardian and Independent and there is no grasp of reality. They trot out tear-jerking descriptions of individual cases of people "let down" by some government department. It never seems to occur to them that no system can be perfect, not without the magic money tree anyway. We are supposed to hand out NHS treatments, welfare, citizenships etc. without ever questioning the applicants or checking that their requests are valid.

PS Those blokes in the IT crowd would be brilliant leaders. If some policy didn't work out they could just try turning it off and turning it on again.

[Gibbon]

Keep 'em coming.

Ironic. As a Christian you should be disdaining rational thought, have you not read Corinthians I or Augustine, or Ambrose or maybe Jerome. Now go off and do your penance.

[Old Greg]

Can't I just call people racist and fascist if they don't share my point of view? I don't want to expend any effort I just want an 'I win' button.

You can, but you will be deported to a secret UN / FEMA camp.

[woohoo]

Keep 'em coming.

I might expand the course for forum moderators. The forum mod course will take things a little slower and will use picture cards instead of writing. Can I sign you up Nat?