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Previously on "How to make Theresa May look competent..."

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  • Hobosapien
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    If I was an investigative journalist I would be looking into where the money went and how many of those places are headed by 'the old boys club'.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Be Chris Grayling.

    How has he still going a job, apart from because he makes the PM look good?

    •Euro-tunnel lawsuit-£33m
    •Brexit ferries-£0.8m
    •Virgin trains bailout-£2bn
    •Gatwick drone scare-£60m
    •Train timetable -£38m
    •Compensation charges-£32m
    •Investment in failed GPS tech-£23m
    •Failed criminal tagging system-£60m

    Is he a sleeper working for Corbyn, trying to show that renationalising is the solution to the failed privatisation experiment?
    If that happened in China he would have faced the death penalty.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Be Chris Grayling.
    Why half-arse it when you have the full arse leading the opposition?

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  • jamesbrown
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    scootie was brought in to make sas look numerate.

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  • scooterscot
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    PM Boris will save us. Soon enough we'll have a liar & adulterer both as PM & King.

    Putting the Great in great Britain.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.

    beat me to it!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.
    MF was brought in to make Admin look thin.

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Banning books in prison was a stroke of genius too.

    The ban on books for prisoners is over. But how did it happen in the first place? | Mark Haddon | Opinion | The Guardian

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.
    His job was to make ferret and Scotspine look good.

    Oh I miss RealityHack.....

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So were you recruited to make cojak and NAT look good?

    No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.

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  • BrilloPad
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    So were you recruited to make cojak and NAT look good?

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  • WTFH
    started a topic How to make Theresa May look competent...

    How to make Theresa May look competent...

    Be Chris Grayling.

    How has he still going a job, apart from because he makes the PM look good?

    •Euro-tunnel lawsuit-£33m
    •Brexit ferries-£0.8m
    •Virgin trains bailout-£2bn
    •Gatwick drone scare-£60m
    •Train timetable -£38m
    •Compensation charges-£32m
    •Investment in failed GPS tech-£23m
    •Failed criminal tagging system-£60m

    Is he a sleeper working for Corbyn, trying to show that renationalising is the solution to the failed privatisation experiment?

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