Reply to: New Age Verification

[vetran]

Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...

no it is clear one claims it back from one's employer, you may however be a significant shareholder of your employer. YMMV


Eyes and eyesight testing for display screen equipment work - HSE

[PhiltheGreek]

As opposed to Kellogg's



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...leasuring.html

Probably right too. Nobody's going to have a wink over a bowl of cornflakes - they come from a crusty old box.

The alternatives however;
A full fryup - plenty of grease...
Kippers - who wouldn't be excited at the thought of a split kipper?
Porridge - chin dribbling innuendo opportunities
Fruit and yoghurt - everyone I know enjoys dashing Greek yoghurt over a nice peach.

No, Kellogg had a point, albeit a very stupid one.

[Big Blue Plymouth]

New Age Verification

Don't you just have to make a peace sign and go "far out man" ?

[Paddy]

Blimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!

Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefits

As opposed to Kellogg's

What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common? Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...leasuring.html

[Mordac]

one claims it back from your employer

Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...

[vetran]

What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?

one claims it back from your employer

[Mordac]

If you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years

Too little, too late, for most on here...

[xoggoth]

The cost to the NHS for eye tests

Blimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!

Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefits

[tazdevil]

What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?

If you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years

[Mordac]

The cost to the NHS for eye tests

What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?

[tazdevil]

It will be with bank card and credit card vitrification. A nominal amount will be deducted discreetly marked on your statement as "Porn site verification."

Who pays for porn? There's enough free stuff on the web to satisfy any desire All this'll do is push the pay sites underground

[Paddy]

Another utterly ridiculous law. Hormonal adolescents under the age of 16 who are not legally allowed to have sex with others are the ones who need porn most. What's wrong with having a w*k anyway?

Would be better to focus on stuff promoting or glamorising violence.

The cost to the NHS for eye tests

[xoggoth]

Another utterly ridiculous law. Hormonal adolescents under the age of 16 who are not legally allowed to have sex with others are the ones who need porn most. What's wrong with having a w*k anyway?

Would be better to focus on stuff promoting or glamorising violence.

[meridian]

http://https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6582625/Porn-users-prove-age-view-images-online.html

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet? Did I miss it?

I’d like to believe that’s because we’re not all Daily Mail-reading bedwetters.

[woohoo]

New Age Verification

Vpn providers will be rubbing their hands together.