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Previously on "Denmark to banish foreign criminals to remote island"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You missed Cell Block G. Don't mention the Tasmanian genocide or vetran will go nuts.

    ah the sweet smell of desperation!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    No StarBucks there - so pretty remote...

    It's alright you have a "Kebab you like"!

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    What happened to Cell Block H*?

    (* One for the elders of the parish )
    The walls collapsed!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    What happened to Cell Block H*?

    (* One for the elders of the parish )

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Parts of Cell Block "C" are still radioactive.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    It's only remote in the sense that southwest Denmark is pretty remote, and much of it is already built on: Google Maps
    Looks tiny, no larger than a small farm.

    Scooting around in Google maps, it seems like Saltholm would be a far better choice.

    It is literally miles larger, completely deserted by the look of it, and right next to Copenhagen airport.

    It's also as flat as a pancake, so easy to spot and target escapees.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    You missed Cell Block G. Don't mention the Tasmanian genocide or vetran will go nuts.

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  • greenlake
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  • northernladuk
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    Europe has been sending its criminals to a little island for years.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    But the UK's is on the up since we deported sas to darkest Portugal!!

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  • minestrone
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    "in Norwegians"

    Yeah, Norwegians are getting more stupid.

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  • minestrone
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    Intelligence levels have fallen in all Scandinavian countries, including Norway and Denmark, according to an analysis.

    The study was conducted by James Flynn, a leading researcher of intelligence quotient (IQ) measurement, writes Norwegian news agency NTB.
    IQ in the Scandinavian countries had been on the up for decades, but the trend has now been reversed, according to a report published by journal Intelligence.

    Measures taken as part of the study have shown that, in Norway, fewer people are reaching higher levels of mathematical and linguistic ability.
    The trend is similarly prominent in both Denmark and Norway and even more so in Finland.

    “This signals without doubt a depletion of people with high cognitive abilities,” Flynn said according to NTB’s report.
    The IQ of Norwegians had been increasing since 1950 until a turning point around 1995, writes the agency.


    An annual reduction of IQ by 0.21 percent on average has been measured in Norwegians since that year, equivalent to a 6.5 percent decrease between generations.

    Intelligence of Norwegians and Danes on the wane, say researchers - The Local

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  • AtW
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    No StarBucks there - so pretty remote...

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  • NickFitz
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    It's only remote in the sense that southwest Denmark is pretty remote, and much of it is already built on: Google Maps

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    And for a second offence, they will be sent to Britain.

    Actually other EU countries seem to do that for a first offence.

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