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Originally posted by vetran View PostShould move to sluff central its <30 minutes and the crime is pretty low.
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Originally posted by BlackCountryContractor View PostFound it was cheap to live (with onsite parking) and crime isn't bad so I thought mustn't be too bad plus with trains straight into central london about 40-50 minutes travel time.
Should move to sluff central its <30 minutes and the crime is pretty low.
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Originally posted by BR14 View PostSo why are you there then?
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou can have this one....
Luxury, one agent took 20 minutes trying to convince me that running some financial midget's BI in the square mile was paying well at £35k. They did offer season ticket loans I said they would chuffing have to because that much wouldn't keep Miss V in Strawberries.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostCurrent "Product Owner" asked how it would be possible to deliver the current system in 2 years rather than the 15 years based on "Story Points" and "Sprint Velocity".
I foolishly suggested it would be possible if we increased our productivity by 750%.
So that was presented to the board, and they agreed we should do that.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAre you any good at delivering projects that have 4 incapable PMs all running round in circles who like to change project dates on a whim and don't grasp the concept of "It should be possible in about 12-18 months", thinking that means "it will be done in 3 months"?
If so, sure, I'm up for a swap.
I foolishly suggested it would be possible if we increased our productivity by 750%.
So that was presented to the board, and they agreed we should do that.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostAs little as possible?
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I think I have been to High Barnet. Once.
Sent from my arse using Contractor UK Forum mobile app and magic
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