Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce

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greenlake replied

12 September 2018, 14:25
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce?

Because in the manufacture, they use squirrel hair paint brushes. Just think of how many squirrels have been sacrificed for the sake of luxury...

He'd probably be more open to the idea of a Rolls-Royce if they replaced the Spirit of Ecstasy bonnet ornament with something like this....
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GreenMirror replied

12 September 2018, 14:25
Given his like of crashing cars I assume he drives the cheapest possible.
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sal replied

12 September 2018, 14:19
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

They'll be made in Eastern Europe post Brexit and they don't have squirrels there so he'll be fine.

Another great export opportunity to add to our post-B portfolio.
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barrydidit replied

12 September 2018, 13:56
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Where do you think they get the hair from.

The filter on his tumble drier?
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northernladuk replied

12 September 2018, 13:56
They'll be made in Eastern Europe post Brexit and they don't have squirrels there so he'll be fine.
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vetran replied

12 September 2018, 13:46
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Where do you think they get the hair from. Those squirrels aren't gong to shave themselves...

a Brazilian Sciuridae?
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DaveB replied

12 September 2018, 13:25
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce?

Because in the manufacture, they use squirrel hair paint brushes. Just think of how many squirrels have been sacrificed for the sake of luxury...

Where do you think they get the hair from. Those squirrels aren't gong to shave themselves...
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Paddy started a topic Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce

12 September 2018, 13:21
Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce

Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce?

Because in the manufacture, they use squirrel hair paint brushes. Just think of how many squirrels have been sacrificed for the sake of luxury...
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