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vetran replied

23 July 2018, 21:07
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

there's an echo in here

nah your link was a poor imitation!
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greenlake replied

23 July 2018, 20:02
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

there's an echo in here
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BR14 replied

23 July 2018, 19:55
Originally posted by vetran View Post

there's an echo in here
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vetran replied

23 July 2018, 19:39
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BR14 replied

23 July 2018, 19:21
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6IBiR9m3vY
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darmstadt replied

23 July 2018, 19:19
As always, the Americans have a cure: Male Hygiene Products To Keep Your Balls Smelling Fresh
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greenlake replied

23 July 2018, 19:17
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?

Top Ball Deodorant for Groin and Balls | Manscaped
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BR14 replied

23 July 2018, 19:16
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post

Simply get your Punkah wallah to work a bit harder.

you'd need an under punka wallah, and i'm not sure it'd work
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Uncle Albert replied

23 July 2018, 19:12
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?

Simply get your Punkah wallah to work a bit harder.
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BR14 replied

23 July 2018, 19:01
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?

Aaaah! - Betty! - the drummer's friend.
comes to every gig.
get the drum groupie to gently massage them with moisturising cream < note, - hide the ralgex>
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Lance replied

23 July 2018, 15:11
introduce her to Mary Hinge
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vetran replied

23 July 2018, 15:09
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?

you need to visit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lickey_End
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23 July 2018, 15:08
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