Official ETROvision thread

[BR14]

Tits like coconuts

[DaveB]

I prefer Great Tits

FTFY.

[Zigenare]

Lovely view of your tits. Thank you

I prefer bigger tits.

[Platypus]

There you go. About as exciting as it gets at the moment.

Lovely view of your tits. Thank you

[mudskipper]

There you go. About as exciting as it gets at the moment.

[greenlake]

You have been banging on about this tit cam for years and what have we seen?

Nothing - not even a bit of side nipple

I feel robbed i tell ya robbed

( . )( . )

Does this satisfy your curiosity....?

[original PM]

You have been banging on about this tit cam for years and what have we seen?

Nothing - not even a bit of side nipple

I feel robbed i tell ya robbed

( . )( . )

[madame SasGuru]

Code your own? - here's a .dot SDK

C# Camera SDK: How to connect to your Etrovision IP camera

[DaveB]

Something like this?

https://www.nhbs.com/ip-nest-box-camera

Needs cabling in but you'd need to get power to any camera anyway so a network cable shouldn't be too much of an issue. Hook it up directly to the router or a wireless AP closer to the box.

[WTFH]

I've got one for when our doorbell is broken - knockercam.

Helps me keep abreast of things out front.

(More serious, I don't have wifi ones, but I have a Bushnell trail cam that I pull the memory card from regularly to check the nocturnal activities in the garden)

[ladymuck]

What's the question?

[The Castle Cary Fairy]

Did you call your birdbox bra cottage?

[vetran]

must get on yer tits!

[mudskipper]

Titcam uses this truly crappy product called Etrovision, which requires IE11/ActiveX/Etrovision plugin and fiddling with security settings.

We have 6 (possibly 7) eggs - Mrs Tit has just started incubating.

My google-fu fails me miserably when I try and find something else that doesn't require replacing the whole setup.

So I'll ask here in the vague hope of a useful reply, and the certain satisfaction of a good parody thread.