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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostThey've found him not guilty of whatever offence playing with a ladies bottom is. That said he's not in the clear. They've named and put him all over the papers. Not sure why they didn't for her. Seems tad unfair. Poor bugger(er).
The offence was, appropriately enough, Assault.
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Not Guilty!!
They've found him not guilty of whatever offence playing with a ladies bottom is. That said he's not in the clear. They've named and put him all over the papers. Not sure why they didn't for her. Seems tad unfair. Poor bugger(er).
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Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post2 in the pink and 1 in the stink....its called the shocker. Steel Panther at their best
I wanna show kinda ya something new
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner
Here's something cool that'll work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that its a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream
You better lube it up 'cause its easier to get it deeper in
In her hole ??so?? she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Yeah ??woah?? the Shocker
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In the city or in the town
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker
He walks around with a pinky that's brown
When ya do too much butter sugar
And your hard meat stick won't stand
Add your middle finger ??to/two abreast the middle??
And spread the shocker all across the land
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls
You will learn this at school
So pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Yeah ??call?? the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
YEAH!!
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Yeah ??hail?? the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
That's called the Shocker
Here it comes!
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker
Do you wanna ??20 balls of?? heavy metal power
In your vagina and your butthole too
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIf he'd have been fined a tenner when the event took place, then he'd be given the same sentence today. You always get the punishment according to sentencing guidelines at the time.
But dredging up cases from that long ago which were considered pretty trivial at the time is just surreal, and so obviously has an ulterior political motive rather than any genuine concern for justice.
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostAbsolutely - It's vital to try and distract the plebs from anything that actually matters, like Brexit or the rising immigrant crime rate, etc, etc
Why do you think some old guy was recently prosecuted for indecent assault on a teenage boy 60 years ago, when he'd have probably been fined a tenner if he'd been convicted at the time?
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2 in the pink and 1 in the stink....its called the shocker. Steel Panther at their best
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostSounds to me like another fine use of public funds.
Why do you think some old guy was recently prosecuted for indecent assault on a teenage boy 60 years ago, when he'd have probably been fined a tenner if he'd been convicted at the time?
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Don't tell OwlHoot but, before curtains were invented, a similar incident in a cave resulted in the drawing he's trying to decypher.
Anyway, I bet this bloke feels like an arsehole now.
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