What will be the next big news bore?

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stackpole replied

1 December 2006, 23:00
Originally posted by cojak

All together now, Linux boys and girls...

#happy days are here again#

Geeks everywhere raise a pint of real ale....

Linux? Real ale?

Are you a pikey, cojak?
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cojak replied

1 December 2006, 21:04
SCO going down the tubes

All together now, Linux boys and girls...

#happy days are here again#

Geeks everywhere raise a pint of real ale....
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mcquiggd replied

1 December 2006, 20:43
Giant eastern european hedgehogs making the indigenous ones unemployed.....
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xoggoth replied

1 December 2006, 20:30
Funny PRC, put something along those lines on my blog today.
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DaveB replied

1 December 2006, 20:12
Originally posted by wendigo100

A giant hedgehog, 800 feet long and hiding in a hanger at Luton airport.

and it's called Spiny Norman
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bogeyman replied

1 December 2006, 19:14
Originally posted by wendigo100

A giant hedgehog, 800 feet long and hiding in a hanger at Luton airport.

Sounds like a plot for a Stephen King novel.
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wendigo100 replied

1 December 2006, 19:12
A giant hedgehog, 800 feet long and hiding in a hanger at Luton airport.
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DimPrawn replied

1 December 2006, 19:06
Giant turnips.

That's the next big news.

Caused by mutations from Po-210 and encouraged by global warming, the world is going to be threatened by giant turnips.

You wait and see.
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wendigo100 replied

1 December 2006, 18:47
Blair and the Saudis.

They've given him an ultimatum - stop investigating the bribes we're taking from BAe or we'll stop sharing anti-terrorist information with you and move our £40 billion order for Eurofighter to the French.

I expect the law to lose in this one.
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bogeyman replied

1 December 2006, 16:58
Originally posted by PRC1964

I'm betting on a "My child is more handicapped than yours" competition between Cameron and Brown.

Oooooh!

And I thought I was a cynic!
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PRC1964 replied

1 December 2006, 16:55
I'm betting on a "My child is more handicapped than yours" competition between Cameron and Brown.
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sasguru replied

1 December 2006, 16:53
Chico celebrates pagan festival of Yuletide?
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xoggoth started a topic What will be the next big news bore?

1 December 2006, 16:52
What will be the next big news bore?

At the moment it's people poisoned with Polonium 210. On and on and on, nothing else on the news. Last month it was the sodding Muslim veil morning noon and night. Any geusses what will be causing people to switch off the news going "Oh no, not again!" in three weeks? What are we due for?

Let's hope it's "Blair arrested" or even better, "Blair stabbed!" or better still, "Blair arrested" followed a week later by "Blair stabbed in prison"
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