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Previously on "A fitbit for your manhood"

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Must be tricky when you regularly play the part of both male and female as in your case.

    It must get terribly confusing.

    But, I guess that means that you have no chance of catching an STD as well, unless you have already got one
    In theory though, if you tell Pip to go f*** themselves, they should be able to.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    I don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used to
    Must be tricky when you regularly play the part of both male and female as in your case.

    It must get terribly confusing.

    But, I guess that means that you have no chance of catching an STD as well, unless you have already got one

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  • Pip in a Poke
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    I wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?

    I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke
    I don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used to

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
    I wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?

    I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Lance View Post
    Just imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
    Especially after some backdoor action.
    WHS

    Bet it's not water proof.

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  • Lance
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    Just imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
    Especially after some backdoor action.

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  • LondonManc
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    FLC got a FitBit for his birthday. So far he's winked 3.5 miles.

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  • mattfx
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    Surely someone out there is going to make an IoT version of this, and then a spotty bedroom script kiddy is going to make an awful lot of people think they've come into contact with a dose of the clap!

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  • Mordac
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    It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
    The Northern Tart will be banning it at her establishment...

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  • northernladuk
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    The time MF will ever see it is when he takes out of the box!

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  • mattfx
    started a topic A fitbit for your manhood

    A fitbit for your manhood

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/502482...l-performance/

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