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SueEllen replied

20 November 2017, 11:49
Mugabe is awaiting to be impeached - that's if he doesn't have an accident.
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greenlake replied

20 November 2017, 01:23
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

He's not fecking resigned!!!
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vetran replied

19 November 2017, 23:02
Originally posted by chopper View Post

SWMBO: "Did Mugabe go home then?"
Me: "Well, he's been ousted by his party."
SWMBO: "Wow, just for going into the jungle?"

Yes, she has mistaken Robert Mugabe for Kezia Dugdale.

I hope you married her for her looks!
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chopper replied

19 November 2017, 22:12
SWMBO: "Did Mugabe go home then?"
Me: "Well, he's been ousted by his party."
SWMBO: "Wow, just for going into the jungle?"

Yes, she has mistaken Robert Mugabe for Kezia Dugdale.
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SueEllen replied

19 November 2017, 21:21
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Still, the fact that he is still around at 93 is reassuring, I might still get to be world dictator after all.

You have to get "fairly" elected in your 60s, and then just murder all the opposition leaders or get your younger nutter of a spouse to poison them.
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xoggoth replied

19 November 2017, 20:52
Still, the fact that he is still around at 93 is reassuring, I might still get to be world dictator after all.
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Troll replied

19 November 2017, 20:45
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Up against a wall and shot worked for Ceaușescu
HTH

Hmmm would this be too good for Blair?
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Troll replied

19 November 2017, 20:45
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

make him have an "accident".

Up against a wall and shot worked for Ceaușescu
HTH
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SueEllen replied

19 November 2017, 20:27
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe vows to stay on despite army pressure - BBC News

Told you that the only way to get Dictator to resign is to ...

make him have an "accident".
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AtW replied

19 November 2017, 19:44
Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe vows to stay on despite army pressure - BBC News

Told you that the only way to get Dictator to resign is to ...
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SueEllen replied

19 November 2017, 19:30
Is Mugabe senile?
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SueEllen replied

19 November 2017, 19:29
He's being impeached tomorrow at noon Zimbabwean time.
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NickFitz replied

19 November 2017, 19:28
Mugabe begs to differ: Zimbabwe's Mugabe refuses to resign - BBC News
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SueEllen replied

19 November 2017, 19:23
He's not fecking resigned!!!
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SueEllen replied

19 November 2017, 19:06
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Depends on definition. Only if you exclude subsistence farming apparently:

https://africacheck.org/reports/is-z...is-unreliable/

That's not really a job though. That's just to ensure you don't starve to death.
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