Reply to: Just leaving Leeds after visiting a client today...

[Platypus]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up?

Assumably if you were in your local, you'd just walk over and threaten him, then punch him in the face for looking at you funny. F.....g P..fs, eh?

[GJABS]

Have you looked at this?

tubecrush.net

Not sure there's a version for Leeds area..

There is a Leeds version. It is the same as the London version, but all the blokes are holding a whippet and wearing a flat cap.

[Lost It]

I'd have used marge. Much cheaper.

Is she? Pray tell.

[xoggoth]

I'd have used marge. Much cheaper.

[vetran]

Wouldn't mention butter, he might get the wrong idea.

last tango in Leeds --- with Spooter as Maria Schneider.eekeek

[jamesbrown]

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

Yep. Not really surprising from scootie. He is, afterall, an ubercretin.

[barrydidit]

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

Don't goad him. If he finds out it wasn't a whippets nose pressed into his thigh he might have a funny turn.

[xoggoth]

PS Just in case anyone thinks I spend my time browsing gay websites it was in a BBC article:

TubeCrush: Tube passengers' attractiveness rated - BBC News

[xoggoth]

Have you looked at this?

tubecrush.net

Not sure there's a version for Leeds area but if so, you may have a top rating!

At my age I'd be glad if anything fancied me, a dead frog would be better than nothing.

[scooterscot]

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

Your avatar is well named.

[DimPrawn]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up?

Feck can't get to the airport quick enough.

Homophobia alive and well on CUK.

[scooterscot]

So as bread nearly always lands butter side down, that means you're a minority?

I just kneeeeew someone was going to pick up on that.

[OwlHoot]

There's this chap on the train who keeps giving me the eye - thought I only got that sort of thing in Soho. How do I tell him my bread is butter side up? ...

So as bread nearly always lands butter side down, that means you're a minority?

Well it must be a great relief for you to "come out" on CUK after all this time.

[scooterscot]

Like a midget at a urinal... I'm gonna have to stay on my toes.

[xoggoth]

Wouldn't mention butter, he might get the wrong idea.