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Previously on "Halloween spreading to the workplace"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    NLyUK can leave people that way.
    A face only their proctologist could love.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
    "Scary mask" I said to my new boss, starting my new contract this morning.
    "I'm not wearing one", she replied..
    NLyUK can leave people that way.

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  • GJABS
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    "Scary mask" I said to my new boss, starting my new contract this morning.
    "I'm not wearing one", she replied..

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  • BrilloPad
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    Warning to trick or treaters in Bournemouth after boy finds needle in Mars Bar | Bournemouth Echo

    There are some sick people out there.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by RSoles View Post
    Here's one solution:-

    This dad ate some biscuits from his kids’ trick-or-treat haul only to find they went off in 1999 - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk

    cheaper than giving then some fags and a tot of rum I suppose.....
    Northern Ireland, what could go wrong...

    “It was late on so I didn’t go back to the neighbours but I might pop round tonight when I get back home

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Can you send me a signed photo Xog?

    I want to put it in the window next year, we had thousands of the locust-like little feckers.
    MF organised them, did any of them ask for network parts rather than sweeties?

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  • RSoles
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    Here's one solution:-

    This dad ate some biscuits from his kids’ trick-or-treat haul only to find they went off in 1999 - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk

    cheaper than giving then some fags and a tot of rum I suppose.....

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  • Andy2
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    what a silly american festival. Send your kids out begging for sweets. Why cant you buy them yourself.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Do I have to be CRB checked before handing out Halloween sweets?
    What does the injunction say?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Do I have to be CRB checked before handing out Halloween sweets?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
    Boo

    Jeffrey Archer delivers chilling prediction

    be afraid, be very afraid.

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  • tiggat
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    It was a big thing today. Cobwebs, skulls and ghouls all over the place in the office, and they’ll waste a half day taking it all down tomorrow.

    Now that they’re in ‘squads’ and ‘tribes’ its all gone a bit hippie dippee. Still, better than doing any real work I suppose.
    you're not at ebay?

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  • BlasterBates
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    Boo

    Jeffrey Archer delivers chilling prediction

    be afraid, be very afraid.
    Last edited by BlasterBates; 1 November 2017, 11:54.

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  • Dark Black
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    We just turned the outside lights off, put The Crow in the bluray player and cranked the volume up..

    Sorted


    Re: The BBC6 goth world cup.. some difficult chose there.. and The Nephs already out...

    "The Horror" !

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    That is the wrong thing to binge on. Mini crunchies for me.
    Not enough chocolate - all seems to be hairibo and swizzles

    But then the local mozza's had big tubs of those on special last week so....

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