Reply to: Hey Spooter this might be a better deal than your usual dive

[vetran]

But then her boyfriend, who likes the larger lady, will dump her.

hey SE I don't want to hear your problems...

[RetSet]

Serious question.

Does anyone actual do this - or does anyone know anyone who has ever actually done this?

The impression I get is that it is more a few 'paid' ladies and lots of sad old men waiting for sloppy seconds/thirds /22nd's

Depends on which venue you go to, and (depending on the venue) which swingers' club is organising the event.

The best nights (IMHO) are those for couples & single women. Those nights that allow (a limited number of) single men to attend have what I would describe as a less relaxed vibe.

Personally (and from actual experience), I would only go to a couples/ single women night.

You're welcome.

[SueEllen]

You need to stop fantasising about other women. Get your missus to lose some weight, maybe?

But then her boyfriend, who likes the larger lady, will dump her.

[vetran]

Absolutely no experience what so ever.

I guess I know loads of blokes who would chuck their wang's up anything.

But very few or even zero women who would be willing to have any wang chucked up them.

Although i did go on their website to try and get an idea about what was going on......

Female friend of ours who is very adventurous, she willingly attended an orgy. Strangely she is very fit, definitely wank bank material.

Swinging is not really my thing, I like a decent steak dinner at home.

[vetran]

You need to stop fantasising about other women. Get your missus to lose some weight, maybe?

I know a way your Missus can lose a few stone of stubborn, ugly weight, I'm pretty sure the Divorce lawyer would be worth it!

[vetran]

Maybe your Mum will take you if you complete your sticker chart.

That how you got in the Glory hole?

[original PM]

Nope, very different. Remember brothels are legal here so there is no need to dress it up as a swingers club. In the UK however...

Quite.

I think we are probably on the same wavelength.

But while I am here I could not find a lap dance club in berlin so it had to be a brothel for the stag do.

But then why bother with a lap dance club when you have a brothel I suppose.

See if the eu had been championing the right laws all would be good.

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[darmstadt]

Yeah pretty sure that's what we call a 'knocking' shop or 'brothel'.

Does remind me of a stag do in berlin though...

Nope, very different. Remember brothels are legal here so there is no need to dress it up as a swingers club. In the UK however...

[original PM]

They do exist, there is actually one just down the road from me who put out leaflets around the neighbourhood. Couples do pair off or get into groups and there are single men but they get charged a higher entrance fee. Some clubs get extra women in (mmm, I wonder what their day job is) but that seems quite rare. If you check out (NSFW) - https://www.beate-uhse.tv/sendungen/...ngerclubreport (where I found this all out as it's on my Sky subscription) then that should help

Yeah pretty sure that's what we call a 'knocking' shop or 'brothel'.

Does remind me of a stag do in berlin though...

[darmstadt]

They do exist, there is actually one just down the road from me who put out leaflets around the neighbourhood. Couples do pair off or get into groups and there are single men but they get charged a higher entrance fee. Some clubs get extra women in (mmm, I wonder what their day job is) but that seems quite rare. If you check out (NSFW) - https://www.beate-uhse.tv/sendungen/...ngerclubreport (where I found this all out as it's on my Sky subscription) then that should help

[original PM]

It's a huge industry. If it was as you describe then it wouldn't be a huge industry.

What gives you that impression? Any actual experience or have you just imagined it to be like that?

Absolutely no experience what so ever.

I guess I know loads of blokes who would chuck their wang's up anything.

But very few or even zero women who would be willing to have any wang chucked up them.

Although i did go on their website to try and get an idea about what was going on......

[Lance]

Serious question.

Does anyone actual do this - or does anyone know anyone who has ever actually done this?

The impression I get is that it is more a few 'paid' ladies and lots of sad old men waiting for sloppy seconds/thirds /22nd's

It's a huge industry. If it was as you describe then it wouldn't be a huge industry.

What gives you that impression? Any actual experience or have you just imagined it to be like that?

[ChimpMaster]

Not really sure it is my bag of chips to be honest.

A bag of chips with mayonnaise on them?

[sasguru]

Swingers offered discounts at Premier Inn and Park Inn | Daily Mail Online

Though Mrs Spooter might need to party like She Mrs AssSnob usually do.

You need to stop fantasising about other women. Get your missus to lose some weight, maybe?

[sasguru]

Not really sure it is my bag of chips to be honest.

But do your sticker chart anyway, you might get extra time on the computer.