Reply to: Prefer my Poodle to

[BrilloPad]

Mmmm.... have a read of US divorce cases - the Poodle gets EVERYTHING.

Everything that the lawyers do not get....

[ladymuck]

The 56-year-old, who was diagnosed with Asperger's in 2005, said that the condition meant his love for pets 'knows no bounds'.

Now, I know that people "on the spectrum" get on better with animals rather than humans but I didn't realise that there is a causal link between Asperger's and a boundless love for pets.

I presume there must be some bounds to his love or else PC Plod may want to investigate (or is beastiality no longer illegal?).

Personally always thought the guy was a bit of a twat.

[SueEllen]

Though the Poodle won't get the house & kids...

Mmmm.... have a read of US divorce cases - the Poodle gets EVERYTHING.

[vetran]

True. Though she is more likely to dump him.

Though the Poodle won't get the house & kids...

[Pip in a Poke]

Chris Packham had a dog called Fish.

Didn't know he'd been released.

Used to like The Thick of It

[SueEllen]

I was more trying to ask the question as to whether someone who is that detached from reality as potentially a hazard to themselves and others.

Probably did not make that clear!

Not that I have a problem but that sort of disassociation with reality would seem to be quite a disadvantage?

It's a Daily Mail story.

[SueEllen]

The other seat is for the guide dog?

Yeah they dress the guide dog up like a human.

Is it true WTFH's dog needed surgery following a bike crash?

Are you admitting something?

[Paddy]

He (allegedly) prefers his poodles to his GF because his poodles will make doggie doo on his glass table.

Link NSFW

[BrilloPad]

Yep.

Haven't you seen the paralympics?

They use tandems.

The other seat is for the guide dog?

Is it true WTFH's dog needed surgery following a bike crash?

[original PM]

I think what he’s trying to say is if something is dependent on you it should be ignored, only things that aren’t dependent on you should be valued.

I was more trying to ask the question as to whether someone who is that detached from reality as potentially a hazard to themselves and others.

Probably did not make that clear!

Not that I have a problem but that sort of disassociation with reality would seem to be quite a disadvantage?

[SueEllen]

Are blind people allowed to cycle?

Yep.

Haven't you seen the paralympics?

They use tandems.

[WTFH]

Are blind people allowed to cycle?

It appears so.

Certainly they don’t use their senses to observe what’s going on around them in the countryside.

[BrilloPad]

If I’d married a cyclist, so might mine.

Are blind people allowed to cycle?

[WTFH]

Chris Packham had a dog called Fish.

Chris Packham’s dog had a Misplaced Childhood.

[WTFH]

Prefer my Poodle to

My wives always die within 5 years of marriage.

If I’d married a cyclist, so might mine.