Prefer my Poodle to

[vetran]

True. Though she is more likely to dump him.

Though the Poodle won't get the house & kids...

[SueEllen]

Though the Poodle won't get the house & kids...

Mmmm.... have a read of US divorce cases - the Poodle gets EVERYTHING.

[ladymuck]

The 56-year-old, who was diagnosed with Asperger's in 2005, said that the condition meant his love for pets 'knows no bounds'.

Now, I know that people "on the spectrum" get on better with animals rather than humans but I didn't realise that there is a causal link between Asperger's and a boundless love for pets.

I presume there must be some bounds to his love or else PC Plod may want to investigate (or is beastiality no longer illegal?).

Personally always thought the guy was a bit of a twat.

[BrilloPad]

Mmmm.... have a read of US divorce cases - the Poodle gets EVERYTHING.

Everything that the lawyers do not get....