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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Third half!

    She's nice chap, knows her barms from her bread cakes....
    you had yer hands on her buns after 3 halves? it took me 8 pints, wouldn't mind but it didn't take her long to drink them.

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  • Lockhouse
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    TFA

    Wedding in Oxford tomorrow so hotelling it overnight on Saturday. On Sunday I'm popping into Bicester Scramble whilst the Missus fights her way through the assorted foreigners at Bicester Village.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Currently watching Montalbano
    Italian detective?

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Do cheer up.
    Will do if you post something interesting.

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  • WTFH
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    Currently watching Montalbano

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    blah blah, self loathing, whinge, whinge.
    Do cheer up.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    In the real world we just have a collegiate chuckle at British stupidity. It is all the rage across the world.
    blah blah, self loathing, whinge, whinge.

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    I architect and build unix virtualisation hardware solutions! Not glorified PC virtual machines....

    AIX on IBM POWER8 Frames

    SPARC Solaris on Oracle err, things

    HP-UX/OpenVMS on Superdomes (not for ages tho)

    Linux on VMware for Windows-wannabees when I have to.

    PS I've cut off my Unix beard now
    **** me, you bored the pants off me and I have a high threshold for being bored. Right now I'm on youtube looking at Graham Norton compilation highlights. And yes you bored me.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    stek does something different to do with computers.
    I architect and build unix virtualisation hardware solutions! Not glorified PC virtual machines....

    AIX on IBM POWER8 Frames

    SPARC Solaris on Oracle err, things

    HP-UX/OpenVMS on Superdomes (not for ages tho)

    Linux on VMware for Windows-wannabees when I have to.

    PS I've cut off my Unix beard now

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I like it when relatively poorly paid people describe developers as code monkeys. Makes me laff, all the way to the bank.
    stek does something different to do with computers.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    How long before the conversation deteriorated into a passive aggressive argument about Brexit?
    In the real world we just have a collegiate chuckle at British stupidity. It is all the rage across the world.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    It appears I'll be meeting some Bolton code monkey for a pint
    I like it when relatively poorly paid people describe developers as code monkeys. Makes me laff, all the way to the bank.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Just left him on his own tucking into his third.
    Third half!

    She's nice chap, knows her barms from her bread cakes....

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Klagenfurt?
    I had to look that up.
    Apart from sounding like an advert on Viz for a dingleberry cleaner, it looks like a real cul de sac.
    If you knew the reason the department is there you wouldn’t believe it.

    At CDG now - no flutes for the champagne

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  • woohoo
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Just left him on his own tucking into his third.
    How long before the conversation deteriorated into a passive aggressive argument about Brexit?

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